Have you ever killed an animal? Not a bug or vermin, but an animal?

[El Muffin]

lets do it bb

u vs me

use my pic thats in muff vs ctrl _4 thread

[Badweather]

Robin Williams.

Originally Posted by Plot

Australia is plagued by canetoads, I've seen countless die in hilarious fashions.
Cricketbats, golf clubs, tennis raquets, my friend once collected a garbage bag full and took it to a train station and let them all out in the carriage heading to town.
I've seen their guts nailed to the floor (when you hit them hard enough they throw=up their guts, they can swallow them again and live, its a weird toad thing, but not if they're nailed to the floor) seen them get liquid papaer over their eyes and left on tall rooftops to eventual hop to their demise. Sickest thing I seen was this evil kid at school caught one and pinned it to a dart board and cut open its chest, you could see all its guts and see its lungs like little balloons inflating, deflating, he dropt paint thinner on one of the lungs and it shrivelled up, then the other one which wasnow inflting twice as big got the thinner and the toad suffocated. All kids in oz kill toads

in all my years in aus i have never seen or heard of anyone killing cane toads or any animals for that matter. You must be from tasmania you inbred fucking zoot.

[oats]

I've killed pigs, fish, octopi.

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Muff Diggity

lets do it bb

u vs me

use my pic thats in muff vs ctrl _4 thread

YEA USE THAT PIC

LIKE THERES ANY OTHERS TO CHOOSE FROM

LOL STFU FUCKIN LOSER

OH WOW CANT WAIT TO HEAR THIS UNFUNNY AWKWARD FAGIT MUFF TURN HIS HORRIBLE ASS ROAST JOKES INTO RHYME FORMAT WHILE B8G BABY CRUCIFIES THIS FAT NIGGERS DUSTY OLD PIC THATS ALREADY BEEN TROUNCED.

SHOUOD B3 A CLASSIC

[El Muffin]

yawn

im better than u

shhh buddy

[Diode]

many fish
couple birds
hunting things

the usual

[Split]

When I was 10 I killed a squirrel with a rock from 30 feet out after baseball practice.


Well, I paralyzed it first, then it dragged itself under a portajohn and I had to fish it out and kill it. I was a bit shocked bc it never occurred to me I could kill things so casually, so it took me like 40 minutes to put it out. Ended up beating the fuck out of it with a stick, then throwing it off the Snack Shack & boomeranging it into the local pond. Was terrified cops were gonna arrest me for 1st degree animal murder/ that I was gonna burn in hell forever

What should've been a three-minute process & a quick apology to nature, became an hour lecture in how to ruin a squirrel's day in the worst way possible


Then again if kids were taught how to kill an animal (because that's what we do sometimes as people AKA all the time we just pretend it doesn't happen & put a privacy fence around it) then I'd never have had to learn the hard way.


Oh, suburbia.

[Split]

But yeah I wanna go deer hunting really bad. New England sucks for hunting laws. I love rifles.

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Muff Diggity

yawn

im better than u

shhh buddy

Lol ur responses are so pathetic and wounded its sad.


I bet u flinch when u read my posts lmao.

[oats]

killing an animal with your hands (or rudimentary tools IE not shooting them) is a powerful lesson in empathy. when I was in 8th grade I killed my first pig. we trapped it, and I had to pull it out the trap, pin it between my legs (it was writhing vehemently), hold its snout up into my chest and slit its throat. crazy experience that really impacted me to this day, helped form my values of respecting life, stewardship/wastefulness, and empathy.

Most of my fishing growing up was spearfishing, which is also more intimate and meaningful a way to kill an animal than sitting on a pier with a line in the water while you sip a beer.

[Blanco Bishop]

When i was a kid i started makin gargoylic faces to mom's pet birds.

They shitted then died.



Feel terrible about it, honestly.



Only thing i don't mind killing r rats,insects n snakes really.

[uh-oh]

yo i realized this list becomes exponential when fish and birds come into play. squirrels as well.

fish don't count tho. but birds and squirrels caught the wrath of many a pellet and bb gun as a young lad

[Tom Sparks]

Anybody remember when Randy Johnson obliterated that bird with that 120 mph fastball?

Shit was epic

[Ghost1]

LOL YES!!

The highlight is crazy....just looks like the ball burts into a cloud of white powder.

[uh-oh]

yea thats probably the greatest highlight of any sport of all time

[Blanco Bishop]

Word.

Bird was born for that moment.

Went straight to bird heaven.