So at the bar last night I asked every single person who walked by my "Is this real

[PancakeBrah]

Ok, that was racist.

[Fig]

Its not racist, Im not white.

wait...

[Split]

FIGURATIVE DOES NOT LIKE WAKING UP TO BRUNCH IN BED


DISCUSS

[Tom Sparks]

White girls are a dead lay n u gotta always tell em whut to do and always askin "u like that, u like that, yaaaaaaaaa" fuck outta here

Gimme a blk gyal with donk that'll just throw that ass back on me.. Also blk girls are better dancers n sex is all about rhythm which white girls lack

I wanna girl that'll talk shit back to me durin sex n pump me up n shit.. They also have the best lips for suckin dick

[uh-oh]

so this threads taken a turn

back on the main topic tho. if i didnt know you cake and you said that to me outta nowhere i'da just looked at you like wtf? dont talk to me unless you wanna get stabbed. i wouldnt say anything. thats just what the facial expression and body language would convey in the moment. i wouldnt slow down or anything just keep walking like wtf

but if it was a black dude that asked me that i'd laugh and be like i dunno man. it could be. it could all be a simulation. WHO KNOWS. and basically be friendlier to him because secretly white people want black people to like them.

my hypothesis is it goes both ways and thats why they were friendly to you

could be way wrong.

now as for black chicks. depends on the layers of black. i banged a superblack chick like the type who's hair was like a boar bristle brush and ready to snap off if put in a pony tail. he ass was perfect. she was short. her titties were dope. she was ugly as fuck tho. her pussy was the wettest and fattest i've ever had. and it was pretty yo. her cooch area was super black. and then its like PINK PINK. but word best pussy i've gotten off merits of the pussy alone. i didnt eat it tho i was still young and thought that was for lame-o's

white bitches are the baddest tho. but they gotta be thoroughbred white bitches. not no wannabe black white bitch and shit. she's gotta be proper. type of slore who wheres sundresses and has pretty hair and the baby blues. if she's dark haired with baby blues OH SHIT.

but yea im gonna choose white chicks 9 out of 10. but im white as fuck. i wont turn a black chick down if her bodys banging tho i just aint trying to date her yo. mixed chicks are fine tho and lighter shades of full black i'd date. when im talking black im talking this bitch has funnel titties and can balance a basket she weaved on her head

/noracism

[Tom Sparks]

I despise white girl wiggers, more than I do white guys

They always be like "all my blk friends say I'm blk on the inside, so yea, u know..."

It boils my blood

[Fig]

I dont know man, havent you seen white girls now a days? theyre new and improved. They can dance, ride, a lot have big ol asses too. I guess it may depend on what area youre from though.

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by Tom Sparks

I despise white girl wiggers, more than I do white guys

They always be like "all my blk friends say I'm blk on the inside, so yea, u know..."

It boils my blood

word they're the worst of all time

say shit like your a cute "whiteboy"

lucky i live in a culture where its unacceptable to introduce there face to my hands.

[Tom Sparks]

I live in an area where it's multicultural as fuck n u have any race at ur disposal

But real talk, I'm more attracted to blk girls

I have an easier time hollerin at blk girl than I do a white one

[Fig]

Originally Posted by Tom Sparks

I despise white girl wiggers, more than I do white guys

They always be like "all my blk friends say I'm blk on the inside, so yea, u know..."

It boils my blood

she probably means all her blk friends put their blk in her insides

[Tom Sparks]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

word they're the worst of all time

say shit like your a cute "whiteboy"

lucky i live in a culture where its unacceptable to introduce there face to my hands.

Oh I hate that whiteboy shit

it's like BITCH, UR FUCKIN WHITER THAN ME U DUMB PASTEY CUNT

[Aesthetic]

My white girls get sun tans
My white girl doesn't get a sun tan (yadida)
My black girl dresses white
My brown girl does whatever the fuck the bitch wants; girl would have me pussy whipped on complexion.

I ain't racist half yall would agree




On the real

Culture isn't a fucking fashion design.

[Split]

hispanic girls get me.

[Fig]

yeah, any latin or spanish shit. I think thats where all men come to an agreement.

[Tom Sparks]

Latinas with that long Indian hair bro n them small waists apple bottoms..

Mmmmhmmmm

[Split]

Originally Posted by Tom Sparks

Latinas with that long Indian hair bro n them small waists apple bottoms..

Mmmmhmmmm

yes, yes, y'all

[uh-oh]

word to the latins

there rare around here tho

its all cornfed white chicks and black girls

occasional arab/indian

[Fig]

Man here in California, you cant get away from them. It's amazing.

Oh and latina girls with accents get the big ups.

[Split]

bilingual> accents

plus it gets interesting when her family members/ friends assume you dont speak spanish

[Fig]

Originally Posted by Split

bilingual> accents

plus it gets interesting when her family members/ friends assume you dont speak spanish

I have the opposite problem, the family members assume I speak spanish, and then they ask me why I dont as if that's a question I can even answer.

accents are amazing though. They make every plain stated comment sound like a plea for your dick in her mouth.