Leaving the strip club the other night..

[Neighbor]

.. to go to another strip club, we're heading to the limo & see a couple drunk idiots arguing w/ the bouncers near the side of the building. I glance over & see one of the dudes put his hand on the bouncer's chest, like gently & shit.. next thing I know, the bouncer grabs his arm & throws a straight (can't remember which hand, I think right) to this guy's face & literally folds him in half. I saw the soul leave his body, it was that disgusting of a shot. Dude caught air & just flats out in the parking lot while I'm just standing there w/ like 6 of my boys, staring on in drunken disbelief.. some black dude getting a hot dog at a food cart like 20 feet away just yells, "PERFECT!" in the Street Fighter voice.

We all lost our shit hahaha

I also won 3 bottles & a t-shirt at the club before that.. overall, night was an 8/10