emailed this girl from work.....ended up in HR

[Hush]

I fucked a bitxh way hotter than I should be able to yesterday


God bless America

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Bags

Lol
She's married tho. Until she leaves her husband I am free to prospect.

Unless you drastically change....you die alone and miserable. Then you burn in hell.

[Hush]

Originally Posted by Veritas the invincible

Unless you drastically change....you die alone and miserable. Then you burn in hell.

Leave Anthony alone u soft boiled egg

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Hush

Leave Anthony alone u soft boiled egg

You share his fate. Lying dog.

[Hush]

I've proved it all you bitter old pussy

[Diode]

Originally Posted by Bags

So....I mean CMON

I'm the young flossy GOD....bitch I'm fucking BAGS u report me for fucking email in u!?!? U should pay me a fee u sank hooker Fuckface. I'm like YO. I see this bitch tho right. An she never talks to any1 .....just super involved with work....like OH YEA!? Who the fuck r u trynna impress. Bitch u ain't shit. So obviously I'm trynna holler. She got one of them faces like she sucked a couple black dicks back in college but she went to church after to repent. I had sat at the same table as her for our Christmas party at the Mariott. ...lol party was DRY fuck u fucking cocksuckers fuckin wonder I even show up to work anymore. If I wasn't drunk wen I got to work that day I would've been seriously inconvenienced. Anyhow....I email her like.....HEY how r u.....? I really enjoyed ur leapfrog speach. Ok....so....now let me explain leapfrog. Leapfrog is a fagot. He's a fuckin lizard doll that sum dick head in management started passing around an every week or 2 some 1 send him to some1 else....an they say.....LEAP FROG WAS FEELING FROGGY AN HE SAW THAT MELISSA HAS BEEN A BUSY BEE!!! SO HE'S HOPPING HIS WAY OVER TO HER DESK! ALSO EVERY1 IN THE OFFICE R A BUNCH OF TODDLERS IN THE MINDS OF OUR WONDERFUL MANAGEMENT TEAM. AKA SUCK A DICK U STUPID FUCKHEADS. LEAPFROG A COCK. so.....she sent it to sum1 else. I've never won him. So....I'm like....hey neat leapfrog email! I'm bags! I sat at the same table as u at the Christmas party ........she doesn't respind. I wait 2 hours.....or so.....then I emailed her back.....HEY UHH DID U GET MY EMAIL!?! This bitch got sum nerve. She respind back like......no I deleted it cuz it wasn't work related. So at this point I'm pretty much not impressed. So..............I'm like. Ok well....I'm think ur cute an my boy Craig showed me sum pics of ur cucci that u text him last summer an I'm trynna holler at u......here's my number.so......this bitch report me to HR ....im like r u sick!? I get in there an there's me....a union rep (basically my lawyer lmao) an 2 hr reps. They printed out 4 copies of this email an we are all sitting there looking at it. I'm trying hard as FUCK not to cry laughing. So they're like....do u care to explain this!? I'm like my friend told me her dogs name is cucci an he had sum pics of her.....I love dogs and was hoping to get our dogs together for a playdate..... hr did not seem amused but it was agreed there was no proof to the contrary. I was advised to watch my emails. YEA OK CHIEF. Watch a dick jump down ur throat. So I have my boy Craig who used to bang her text her an ask her to meet him at a local bar. She shows up an goes in. Then my other boy threw a brick thru her windshield. Fuckin whore. An I'm gonna tell him to cum in her before he moves to colorado. Yaheardme. Proper email etiquette is nothing to be scoffed at. I mean can u believe wat she did to me?


Discus?

[Allen Knight]

LOLL, that cover up was impressive. sayin a dog playdate ahaha

[Tic]

Cover story was lolz. Otherwise you are a poor soul...

[Greed]

Lol im gonna re read it in that dudes voice.

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Diode

Repped. Lmfao.

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by Bags

So....I mean CMON

I'm the young flossy GOD....

lol

old ass nigga

[Ghost1]

LOL ayo .....U right...but look

I still look like I'm a decade younger then u an u 5 yrs younger then me lmao. OLE pizza rolls in my beard ass bald FUCKFACE

[veritas]

Dear Antony,

Your luck will soon run out. This is your second fireable offense in as many weeks. They are building their file.

Also yout penchant for women in relationships is morally unhealthy.

Please change. Before it is too late

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

what a faggot

[Witty]

Originally Posted by Bags

Fuck off muff go set up a career builder profile u piece of shit.

Witty. I like u man. We could treat women like human garbage together anytime our paths may cross.

I....I don't know how to respond to this.

[PancakeBrah]

Finish him, Witty.

[Wise Wiggles]

Have the fox conquer his fudge launcher

[...the Nagger]

This nigga said he waited two hours then emailed again

Nigga are you high you're at work you ain't on tagged hollering at single mothers

[Ghost1]

Hahahaha

U rite

[big baby]

bb fuck fleshlight