05-26-2015, 01:12 AM | #21 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
I guess vulgars abstract fgt ass doesn't like to put dates
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05-26-2015, 01:24 AM | #22 |
Om
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bb ur fuckin dum
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05-26-2015, 01:48 AM | #23 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,072
Battle Record: 40-19
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05-26-2015, 02:03 AM | #24 | |
HE / HIM / FRAC
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Location: PA
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05-26-2015, 03:40 AM | #25 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
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Yeah, his parents thought it was important to make sure the topical administrator at his second-favorite text rap website knew. I sent flowers on Netcees' behalf. @Diode, can I expense that?
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05-26-2015, 03:53 AM | #26 |
Senior Member
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Zygote is an immortal machine, he cannot perish, only transfer data to another motherboard
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05-26-2015, 04:11 AM | #27 |
Razor-thin derision
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Posts: 4,422
Battle Record: 40-25
Accomplishments - OM HOF
Champed - Fight Night LIV
- Gimmick Battle League (2x)
- Write Week II
- Art of Writing League
- Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament
- STI
- Haiku Writer Challenge
- GWL Picture Challenge(2x)
Rep Power: 49604317 |
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05-26-2015, 08:50 AM | #28 |
Battle Rap's Married Man
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damn certain got me right in the feels for a second just now :(
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05-26-2015, 04:27 PM | #29 |
nok Su kow
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You're a savage Vulgar. This was awesome.
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05-27-2015, 05:48 AM | #30 |
HE / HIM / FRAC
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zy esoteric enough where I'd believe NC made it into his suicide note
and I was drunk enough to think that |
05-27-2015, 06:04 AM | #31 |
Razor-thin derision
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Posts: 4,422
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- Gimmick Battle League (2x)
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- Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament
- STI
- Haiku Writer Challenge
- GWL Picture Challenge(2x)
Rep Power: 49604317 |
The next magazine will have a section dedicated to Zygote, and why he can't possibly be deceased, featuring a foreword by IBM Watson who can testify to his whereabouts.
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05-27-2015, 06:12 AM | #32 |
Arm the Homeless
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Last I checked, he hadn't played chess in like eight months. He's definitely dead.
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05-27-2015, 06:47 PM | #33 |
White Earl
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very, very odd
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05-28-2015, 01:11 AM | #34 |
The Clown Prince
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Zyg came to me in a dream and told me to take Geno's Fritos
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05-28-2015, 03:53 AM | #35 |
White Earl
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He would.
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05-28-2015, 06:16 PM | #36 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
I talk to zyg regularly. He likes only good writers, that write goodly I guess.
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05-28-2015, 06:23 PM | #37 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599679 |
I didn't tell him the new site because you're all wack as fuck.
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05-28-2015, 08:09 PM | #38 |
SOBER
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Hell hath no fury like a bb scorned.
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05-28-2015, 08:53 PM | #39 |
White Earl
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Good to write for a purpose again. Not sure whats goos with you @Pent uP ..but ive written two verses already.. ones a throw away and really just would have been a bad showing. So i threw it in om just because. But my second one is complete. And im ready to post when you are. I went 34 or 36. Lets keep it trim.
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05-29-2015, 03:03 AM | #40 | ||
Robin Williams of Fallen Victims
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