THE ROAST OF ULLR AKA BARON X OF RAP ROYALTY - Page 2

Batty · 05-19-2015, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

Made a remix of started from the bottom about building a castle in minecraft

fuckin gone.

El Muffin · 05-19-2015, 10:47 PM

this nigga look like jeepers creepers if he was condemned to stealing body parts from Chewbacca

Ghost1 · 05-19-2015, 11:56 PM

Wow. Man.

Wow.

Boarding is on an upswing. Lol.

uh-oh · 05-20-2015, 12:06 AM

THIS NIGGA LOOK LIKE HE REALLY GOOD AT TEXT BATTLES

Inno · 05-20-2015, 12:15 AM

Yo why he gotta "ive never had a hard stool" face?

Papa smurf ass nigga

El Muffin · 05-20-2015, 12:24 AM

This shit look like the Caveman From gEicos congratulatpry photo after winning time trial tournament in Sega Genesis' Road Rage

El Muffin · 05-20-2015, 12:25 AM

Have I seen you sum where Jeevesy looking ass nigga

veritas · 05-20-2015, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dancake

This nigga looking like an unused NPC for Skyrim and shit.

Is actually a time traveling gypsy named Garrett the Fondler.

Looking like he bathes in crab meat.

The exact intersection point of the 1994 Stanford Standard Hipster/Meth Graph.

veritas · 05-20-2015, 12:55 AM

ole bootleg ginger shaggy ass wigga got them stunt double dragon wing on game of thrones ass eyebrows. damn.

El Muffin · 05-20-2015, 01:02 AM

Jonesy from Dreamcatcher spliced w/ Brendan Fraser from Encino Man

Witty · 05-20-2015, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dancake

This nigga looking like an unused NPC for Skyrim and shit.

LMFAO

nailed it.

also, you on hollandaise?????

Batty · 05-20-2015, 01:14 AM

Lookin like he soaks his feet in pudding mix.

This nigga look like got 70 different allergies. Like he got a double barrel pump action inhaler with a charging station.

His goatee looks like Carrot Top's armpits

This nigga does stunt work in after school specials about pc viruses

Lookin like he got hawk wings for bangs

He stays selling leveled up World of Warcraft characters on ebay to pay for leveled up Diablo characters from other ebayers.

Lookin like he smokes potpourri from an ocarina

Saving cash to get a Celtic tribal tat on his taint meat.

OG in the trench coat mafia from Columbine, was out with chicken pox the day of the shooting.

veritas · 05-20-2015, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty

Saving cash to get a Celtic tribal tat on his taint meat.

.

veritas · 05-20-2015, 01:19 AM

ya boi failed his bachelors in barista school training only to go on to get a double major in gym sock fapping and dildo biking.

wasim · 05-20-2015, 01:22 AM

Dude looks like his real name is Ulrich Amiulusus, Baron of Rap Royals, Protector of the Web, First of His Name.

Batty · 05-20-2015, 01:27 AM

This nigga took a night course in witchcraft at the jc.

Paid for rent in his parents basement with duplicate stamps from his stamp collection.

Lookin like he snorkels in virginity whilst gargling self doubt.

This nigga bought a pet owl from a necromancer named Shashawn.

...the Nagger · 05-20-2015, 01:40 AM

you look like a young Heisenberg on his way to the prom

...the Nagger · 05-20-2015, 01:41 AM

You look like u sell buyers insurance at the local pawn shop

veritas · 05-20-2015, 01:45 AM

pokemon card game weekend warrior.

aspiring magician, only kind of knows 3 tricks

looks like my uncle micheal

Batty · 05-20-2015, 01:50 AM

Codename: Keith the Warlock

Beats his dick to the movie The Sandlot

Aspires to own a van one day for molestation on the go.

Lookin like Jim Henson with Korean War flashbacks

Uses sea urchin skeet for beard oil

Has a 22 year old body with a 56 year old head.

05-19-2015, 10:47 PM	#22
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	this nigga look like jeepers creepers if he was condemned to stealing body parts from Chewbacca __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-20-2015, 12:06 AM	#24
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	THIS NIGGA LOOK LIKE HE REALLY GOOD AT TEXT BATTLES __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

05-20-2015, 12:24 AM	#26
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	This shit look like the Caveman From gEicos congratulatpry photo after winning time trial tournament in Sega Genesis' Road Rage __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-20-2015, 12:25 AM	#27
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Have I seen you sum where Jeevesy looking ass nigga __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-20-2015, 01:02 AM	#30
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Jonesy from Dreamcatcher spliced w/ Brendan Fraser from Encino Man __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-20-2015, 12:15 AM	#25
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,025 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	Yo why he gotta "ive never had a hard stool" face? Papa smurf ass nigga

05-20-2015, 01:14 AM	#32
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	Lookin like he soaks his feet in pudding mix. This nigga look like got 70 different allergies. Like he got a double barrel pump action inhaler with a charging station. His goatee looks like Carrot Top's armpits This nigga does stunt work in after school specials about pc viruses Lookin like he got hawk wings for bangs He stays selling leveled up World of Warcraft characters on ebay to pay for leveled up Diablo characters from other ebayers. Lookin like he smokes potpourri from an ocarina Saving cash to get a Celtic tribal tat on his taint meat. OG in the trench coat mafia from Columbine, was out with chicken pox the day of the shooting.

05-20-2015, 01:22 AM	#35
wasim The Conqueror Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 348 Rep Power: 22931797	Dude looks like his real name is Ulrich Amiulusus, Baron of Rap Royals, Protector of the Web, First of His Name.

05-20-2015, 01:27 AM	#36
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	This nigga took a night course in witchcraft at the jc. Paid for rent in his parents basement with duplicate stamps from his stamp collection. Lookin like he snorkels in virginity whilst gargling self doubt. This nigga bought a pet owl from a necromancer named Shashawn.

05-20-2015, 01:40 AM	#37
...the Nagger Junior Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,856 Battle Record: 4-4 Rep Power: 15781387	you look like a young Heisenberg on his way to the prom

05-20-2015, 01:41 AM	#38
...the Nagger Junior Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,856 Battle Record: 4-4 Rep Power: 15781387	You look like u sell buyers insurance at the local pawn shop

05-20-2015, 01:50 AM	#40
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	Codename: Keith the Warlock Beats his dick to the movie The Sandlot Aspires to own a van one day for molestation on the go. Lookin like Jim Henson with Korean War flashbacks Uses sea urchin skeet for beard oil Has a 22 year old body with a 56 year old head.

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