Week 7 chat and predictions - Page 19

Certain · 11-07-2013, 11:08 AM

I think we're going to wind up with half the league engaged in seppuku-by-drug-inhalation.

Zen · 11-07-2013, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Ra.

Y'all some bitches tho'.

Who you callin a bitch, bitch? Sorry, it's the speed.

Btw Zen isn't single anymore. I know you were all on the edge of your seat with concern, well now you can rest easy guys.

YDK · 11-07-2013, 01:57 PM

Lol I can't even explain it

Split · 11-07-2013, 02:40 PM

my dick is so hard for topicals right now

e11even · 11-07-2013, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by breathless

Damn bro, just the coronas alone woulda knocked my shit dickless... Can't deal with the liquid content of brewskies... The alcohol, no problem
Hmmmm.... I wonder if you could gastropub some 151/everclear with maltodextrin and snort alcohol...
Shit, I think I may've found the new thing

no words lmao.

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Originally Posted by patrown

bacon powder, i mean. idk man i cant really hand out accomplishments.
but i'll give you an imaginary trophy. cherish it.
i don't really like opiodes. except for norcos, but if i pop em everyday i rageface as soon as i stop taking them. everclear is legit. i like raw tequila, before it's diluted. get me so drunk i can't even see straight. start chucking furniture and shit.

been there. its great watching drama unfold in someone's relationship when i'm drunk. i turn into this buddy jesus friend-counselor. ppl hate that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

No accomplishments without nudes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by breathless

You put everclear in your nose...ain't no amount of pervs gonna stop that pain, shit Ydk, you could od and your soulnose would still hurt for decades. I got a friend to do an eye shot of regular Bacardi for 5 bucks once, dude's cornea was wrecked red like someone ocular cavity raped him for a week... For a week

for a week? fuck every portion of that notion. i'd rather be a drunk square than a cool ass dude with no fucking eyeballs. quality of life is my condition for living. that was interestingly worded...

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Originally Posted by Zenland

Well it looks like Zen is a single man again fellas. Time to take some speed and go find some pussy. Wish me luck.

And why are y'all even talking about snorting alcohol? Just drink it. It's liquid.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zenland

Who you callin a bitch, bitch? Sorry, it's the speed.

Btw Zen isn't single anymore. I know you were all on the edge of your seat with concern, well now you can rest easy guys.

any luck with ol' girl??? c'mon zen i'm tryna live vicariously through you, but you're making this difficult.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split Eight

my dick is so hard for topicals right now

no, no, no, no, no, no!!!! PINEAPPLES!!! PINEAPPLES!!!!

i've actually been wanting to battle for a minute now. both are overwhelmingly outside my comfort zone though.

Just Write · 11-07-2013, 05:27 PM

What's up homo's

Mr. J · 11-07-2013, 06:03 PM

@Certain @Frank Ima take the ext til tomorrow if I don't drop by 5

Mike Wrecka · 11-07-2013, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. J

@Certain @Frank Ima take the ext til tomorrow if I don't drop by 5

sure thing Billy

Mr. J · 11-07-2013, 07:08 PM

Cute @Mike Wrecka

Zen · 11-07-2013, 07:29 PM

@Just Write where you been holmes?
@Vividlyvague yeah we had a brief split for a couple of hours. On a date now actually. I bet you're wondering right now, "Zen if you're in a date why are you on netcees?" Well friends that's because I'm laying on her bed right now waiting for her to bring ice because I just broke my ankle. So, yeah the date is going THAT good.

Geno · 11-07-2013, 07:30 PM

Self mutilation is not the way to a womans heart, zen

breathless · 11-07-2013, 07:39 PM

Lmao @Zenland , speed dating and breaking an ankle...

Mike Wrecka · 11-07-2013, 07:44 PM

Zenland looking for voter sympathy. first he loses his girl then he breaks his ankle. sheesh whats next ?

guys my gold fish just died?

King Ra. · 11-07-2013, 07:55 PM

I'm gonna vote for Zenland just because... I can do that. Without even reading the match up.

Mr. J · 11-07-2013, 08:27 PM

I'ma vote for Cake.....not brah
but actual cake, DQ cake...
brah

e11even · 11-07-2013, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Write

What's up homo's

SUP SUMBITCH?! How have you been? I've been worried sick about you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zenland

@Just Write where you been holmes?
@Vividlyvague yeah we had a brief split for a couple of hours. On a date now actually. I bet you're wondering right now, "Zen if you're in a date why are you on netcees?" Well friends that's because I'm laying on her bed right now waiting for her to bring ice because I just broke my ankle. So, yeah the date is going THAT good.

Her taking care of your ankle is a great sign. Keep wooing that girl and you gonna fuck around and end up married. It happens.

Btw, get well soon.

Mike Wrecka · 11-07-2013, 08:40 PM

Adonis is no showing - obv

Zen · 11-07-2013, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

Zenland looking for voter sympathy. first he loses his girl then he breaks his ankle. sheesh whats next ?

guys my gold fish just died?

This is such bullshit. Who would do that emirite?....right? (Runs off on a perfectly fine ankle)

Zen · 11-07-2013, 09:03 PM

This will sound crazy undoubtedly but welcome to my life. We broke up again on the way back to my house. Fuck this girl.

Mr. J · 11-07-2013, 09:11 PM

Then you must break her

11-07-2013, 11:08 AM	#361
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	I think we're going to wind up with half the league engaged in seppuku-by-drug-inhalation. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

11-07-2013, 01:57 PM	#363
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181113	Lol I can't even explain it __________________

11-07-2013, 02:40 PM	#364
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	my dick is so hard for topicals right now __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

11-07-2013, 05:27 PM	#366
Just Write Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,709 Battle Record: 9-12 Rep Power: 4997617	What's up homo's __________________

11-07-2013, 06:03 PM	#367
Mr. J The Clown Prince Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,046 Battle Record: 35-45 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 59349682	@Certain @Frank Ima take the ext til tomorrow if I don't drop by 5 __________________ .....laugh....and the world laughs with you

11-07-2013, 07:08 PM	#369
Mr. J The Clown Prince Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,046 Battle Record: 35-45 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 59349682	Cute @Mike Wrecka __________________ .....laugh....and the world laughs with you

11-07-2013, 07:29 PM	#370
Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,102 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079722	@Just Write where you been holmes? @Vividlyvague yeah we had a brief split for a couple of hours. On a date now actually. I bet you're wondering right now, "Zen if you're in a date why are you on netcees?" Well friends that's because I'm laying on her bed right now waiting for her to bring ice because I just broke my ankle. So, yeah the date is going THAT good.

11-07-2013, 07:30 PM	#371
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Self mutilation is not the way to a womans heart, zen __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

11-07-2013, 07:39 PM	#372
breathless Master of Beastiality Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Lansing, Mi Posts: 368 Battle Record: 4-6 Rep Power: 0	Lmao @Zenland , speed dating and breaking an ankle... __________________ I used to be amazing... http://soundcloud.com/dancourser/sets

11-07-2013, 07:44 PM	#373
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,591 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779338	Zenland looking for voter sympathy. first he loses his girl then he breaks his ankle. sheesh whats next ? guys my gold fish just died? __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

11-07-2013, 07:55 PM	#374
King Ra. The Throne, The Crown Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,667 Battle Record: 21-35 Rep Power: 1932963	I'm gonna vote for Zenland just because... I can do that. Without even reading the match up.

11-07-2013, 08:27 PM	#375
Mr. J The Clown Prince Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,046 Battle Record: 35-45 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 59349682	I'ma vote for Cake.....not brah but actual cake, DQ cake... brah __________________ .....laugh....and the world laughs with you

11-07-2013, 08:40 PM	#377
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,591 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779338	Adonis is no showing - obv __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

11-07-2013, 09:03 PM	#379
Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,102 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079722	This will sound crazy undoubtedly but welcome to my life. We broke up again on the way back to my house. Fuck this girl.

11-07-2013, 09:11 PM	#380
Mr. J The Clown Prince Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,046 Battle Record: 35-45 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 59349682	Then you must break her __________________ .....laugh....and the world laughs with you

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