ALIEN

vs. Eddie


August 30th, 2009,

Quote:
Originally Posted by Eddie..
YOU KEEP POKING A BEAR
That seems like a legit warning.. I won't be testin' it dude...
Cuz last time I poked a bear, your mom ended up gettin' pregnant with you
Say I champ leagues full of noobs, that shit is useless...
Cuz you were in the same leagues & tournies and didn't do shit
So really there's only one reason left for your big head it seems...
Ya mom must've snuck a few drinks during the pregnancy
Don't take credit for your alias' losses, no one buys it you fuck...
Pick a better partner next time... that's what my advice is to Cuck
STOP running ya lines by Hush faggot, its still you that's gonna lose...
But if you start rubbin' off on him... we're gonna have to boot em from the crew
What an uneven matchup... I really don't understand it...
The only Fairway to kill u,
Is to drive you 300 yards and then bury you in a sandpit
Quote:
Originally Posted by Butler vs Shake
on some gay shit.. sup b? this dood luv the D,
Shake infiltrated enemy lines n told sperm.... "cover me"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eddie vs TimeVirus
on some gay shit.. sup b? this dood luv the D,
Time infiltrated enemy lines n told sperm.... "cover me".
Hate bringin' up the past, but you knew I'd show that you bite...
Said you did as a joke? Not funny to me but we'll let the voters decide
Its just karma for stealin' from what others were writin' in the past...
Ironic isn't it? Your own lines comin' back to BITE you in the ass
Shoutin' my name 24/7, so I've constantly got to mention...
I ain't seen an Alien fan like this since the ComiCon convention
I got Burden next, he bites/flips just like Eddie its true...
Your both the same to me, he just does it better than you
Just too stupid to realize I'm great, he don't get it at all...
Ironic how my punches fly over his head... but hit em dead in the jaw
Quote:
Vylint: Eddie works at NASA cleaning spaceships lol
GeOff35: -deadd
Used to hate ALIEN for destroyin' his dreams, but he's over the beef...
Took a job cleanin' spaceships at NASA just to be closer to me
And don't front like that ain't your job bitch, stop it...
Fag was first to apply when he found out he could polish rockets
My apologies for all the quotes, but I know that your happy inside...
Aside from the raps that you bite,
This will be the most quotes involving you that you'll have in your life
Don't play me its foolish, talked all that shit and I made you look stupid...
And I didn't have to use my "played", "wack", "forced" nameplays to do it



vs. Calefaction


September 21st, 2009

Procrastination at its finest...

Dear Calefaction,

You been losin' as of late, wonderin why ya lost ya pace?
Cuz ya runnin' ya lines by me so much, they askin' for water breaks
You stay bitching... like everyone who votes against you is a hater...
But with the way he Swayze was bound to die sooner or later
You can google 'calefaction' if you don't get the name of this bitch I'm battlin'...
You'll either find the definition of heat... or the textcee who's the livin' antonym
Cal kinda like Rosie O'Donnell... so not exactly a tough guy,
But his career was takin' off til everyone found out about the Muff dive
His verse got straight flushed. and what happened after? I'm ashamed of this joker...
I mean I've seen less threads dropped after a loss... in games of strip poker
Some days I come home to twenty IMs... and he'll be accountin' for half...
Which pretty much lets me know that he must be down in a match
He ain't turnin a blind eye to my punches... cuz they'll tilt his ass
Guarantee Calcium landed on his grill like a milk mustache
My verses are full of haymakers, even he sees it as a fact...
While finding one from u that aint played or flipped... is the needle in the stack
Yeah I'm quick to discount Cal... since day one I've sworn he's not a big deal...
He "retired" like a senior citizen but throws tantrums like he should order off the kids meal
Every concept I flip is fresh and witty, in any verse none of it's filler...
You may put a decent lineup, but I can't point out one thats a killer



vs. Lefty


March 13th, 2010

Thanks for the extension...

Cuz honestly why Rush Hour verses, are you some newbie at rap???
Even if u took a week, ^^^ whatever you drop will still flow as smoothly as that
I'd end ya life for the right price, as long as they got the cash for spending...
I'll get the cannons spinning... and shoot Lefty for the Bucks like Brandon Jennings
Undefeated.. Been ridin' that momentum, getting better each match...
Guess its time for DJ Alien to turntables... and give that record a scratch
There's no doubt I'll be crowned victor...... because I'm amazing lyrically...
Cuz everyone knows whenever Left hand is raised, it shouldn't be taken seriously
Pic battles bring out his best, and its hard for this kid to manage...
As far as looks go,
He has to drop dope cuz every pic battle he starts at a disadvantage
Ya streak peaked there, but what u didn't hear this loser mention...
Was that he only ran thru and wrecked it after Kung...X...and User left it
He's always there for the jail boys, they call em names for pets, its fine...
Every inmate knows, if they never gettin out, they gettin Left behind
It was clear since day 1...... that unless he phoned in some help...
He wouldn't get past round 3,
.....................that applies to the tournament below this as well
He can never make the cut when he steps to the stage its true...
Guess you can say its cuz most scissors aren't made for you
CLASH took over sets, you got recruited for numbers to pose a threat...
Its funny they finally allowed Left in Dohpe, after everyone dope had left