[FINALS] 1. Stamps vs 2. Advanced Placement — ADVANCED PLACEMENT WINS

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Compared notes w/ your wifey Blue. Yaaa that gal & I riffed
I had you pegged you as a loser. She had you pegged you as a Valentine’s gift
Typos or something here? Clumsy start
She’s texting me in code & trust me it isn’t for nada
There’s layers to that eggplant… I call that shit a moussaka
Ok
Heard y’all struggled conceiving & it’s what you found the hardest
Threw ur kids into those walls repeatedly & only one that lived came out retarded
Decent
Yeeeeesh @ that baby’s face. Even its mother can’t view it and bond
If you thought Barc wordplays looked bad wait til you see what that uterus spawned
Lol come on
Send my shooters to ya house. I give a fuck if your child’s home
They’ll point, wave & clap in the crib … your kid won’t be reaching those milestones
Lmao this is better
& ya wifey breastfeeding? When I’m done w/ her it’s over Blue
I ain’t joking dude. Better hope your kid likes formula as much as your voters do
Fire
Last round verse was garbage. How these dudes prevail is a joke
That was the biggest whiff I EVER saw, except when Zuch inhales through his nose
Nice
He walking round with that giant beak taking in twice the smells
When he sneeze the response isn’t “bless you” it’s “the power of Christ compels”
Cool
Thinks he’s Scarface w/ that ‘caine charge.. won’t catch the delusion stressin me
If he’s yelling SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND he’s wing-manning for Blue aggressively
Lmaoo
And pouring wine as a job just proves he’s a loser to death
Serves full bodied reds alllll day but can’t even show up against User & Seth
Cool, can’t actually remember, did zuch not show in that?
An East European & a Canadian… these two losers are sooo nerdy
I said Blue w/ a gun was jokes worthy. My bad, - he’s carried a Pole this whole tourney
Lol nice
If my investments dip I turn the numbers around – you’ll see my green get bougie
Last time Zuch turned numbers around the calculator screen said BOOBIES
Lol ok
The wound won’t heal for a longgg time after I come for your paper
You gotta keep it under wraps for months like Jaime did about fucking the neighbor
Nice
Now she’s out there whoring for heroin money and reeeeally doesn’t look arousing
She’s taking pole after pole and staying on that horse like she’s good at jousting
Wanna hate it but it’s kinda funny
Go ahead & bring the Australia jokes. Keep thinking those lines are clever B
Let’s be real - you making it to the finals is a bigger Croc than I could EVER see
Nah
You ain’t beat me in a decade Blue. It’s nothing new – you need to lie down
Record against me’s some white girl drama… you literally can’t Even right now
Ok



I HATE seeing you cocky like you’re dropping murderous rhymes
my god, you just had your first Top Punch since RW...& Dom worded the line
Ok
there’s reallly no comparing the women we sex in sheets for stress relief
i fuck mine with No Strings Attached...yours have been tied to the bed for weeks
Lol fire
women think youre gay as hell so dating’s now a thing of the past
last time a bitch told you she ‘knew a good spot’ you asked her to finger your ass
Hahaha
i do whatever i want, nothing hangs over me in this life
if Aero’s Left to his Own Devices...there’s a Strap-On & Prostate Machine to his right
Lmao
& your claims about this “deep black voice” are just crazy to me
we heard you in Discord – you got a Whitenoise that could put my baby to sleep
Nahh
Didn’t sell your stocks & now youre dead broke actin all raged
in the end i guess you Didn’t See the Floor - shit reminds me of your basketball days
Nice
just a shy guy that hides from conversation and stands to the far right
Austin only inserts himself cuz when placed in his shoes the man is almost Lars height
Nope
just remodeled my kitchen, chrome range sick as can be
a Hoodvent to Aero is crying to his boys “THE THUG LIFE JUST ISN’T FOR MEEE”
Haha nice
death by suffocation. don’t be surprised when nookie is his doom
fuck the Logo on a Package - you’ll see Little Aero under a Black Amazon looking in his room
Don’t get it
^should i not have mentioned your girl's size?! maybe my plan was mean
won’t happen again dawg, Mum’s the word...she’ll never hear cuz you can’t conceive
Nice misdirection
Dom’ll mention our history but you’ll always be a hoe to me Chad
its true you may have 1-2 battles - but i swept you in all 3 of those that we had
Ok
& yaa i just became a father, well behaved this kid is lit
he isn’t much of a Handfull at all…and neither is your bitches tit
Lol
take the Aussie out your mouth & learn what we say in the West
if there’s a Shrimp on the Barbie welll, i guess Aero’s back to paying for sex
Lmaooo fire
mouth-off it’s your mouth off. my connects fire slugs for the kill
you’ll see gats bang, Cad Bane - look Blue in the Face & have Plugs in your Grill
Don’t get it
lost my wood looking at your wifes pic, kinda sore on the eyes
she Hit the Screen & Collapsed the D faster than Maya Moore in her prime
Had to look it up but it works
dope lines are few and far between, you fuckin dorks just ain’t kings
with all the Big Air we’re seeing between the Gaps y’all should have on boards in Beijing
No



Good job boys.. Both enjoyable reads, I liked My Little Friend and Shrimp on the barbie Best Buy both verses were comedy. I think aero/Dom edged it with less misses but wouldn’t be surprised if either win

Vote -AP