WEEK 3: (1-1) evaD Vs (1-1) Rusty Gunz (4-1 DAVE WINS)

[dull boy]

Rules

1 bar minimum 2 bar max per post

Bar(s) must reference your opponent's, either directly or indirectly
(excluding the first bar(s) posted in the battle, obv)

DO NOT post twice in a row

There is NO restriction on how quickly you can respond once your opponent has posted
(failure to respond within 24 hours of your opponent will result in a DQ)

Excessive chatter leading up to your bars could result in a DQ at my discretion. Let your bars do the talking.

Thread will close Sunday at midnight EST

@evaD you're up first. You have 24 hours from the time this thread was posted.

Do me a favor and @ your opponent each time you post. Good luck.

[evaD]

Text is boring again and let’s be honest, you’re why
Feels like I’m battling the netcees equivalent of The Simpson’s Comic store guy
Tryna make Frac slow with the fat jokes.. just lose some weight maybe?
These days Rust’ belts under more stress than Midwest states in the late eighties

[~RustyGunZ~]

Your concepts suckkk. Played as fuck this dudes the worst
Punches straight outta the Simpson’s, cus u definitely didn’t do them first
Listen faggot, u clearly lacked a role model so you’re gay now
My waist ain’t shit compared the stress your dad put on his belt when u came out

[evaD]

Listen herb, there’s clearly some things you didn’t learn
Cus that bars still stretched as fuck, even with the missing word
And don’t act sour I brought the simpsons flair with me
It’s because You lack power that I’m predicted to Cruz like mayor Quimby

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by evaD

Listen herb, there’s clearly some things you didn’t learn
Cus that bars still stretched as fuck, even with the missing word
And don’t act sour I brought the simpsons flair with me
It’s because You lack power that I’m predicted to Cruz like mayor Quimby

I’ll leave this bastard split in for laughs n shits
Stretched with things missing? That’ll describe ur corpse after this
Victory?! u’ll get choked out.. U never gon win
Only thing u’ll Cruz towards will leave u under more pressure than him

[evaD]

How much irony is the dork gonna spit?
Only time you stretch your body is to prep for walks to the fridge
This guys Quimby on the beach - we’ll see his dumb hearts lacking
And I’ll prove he’s talking shit when the steel drum starts banging

[~RustyGunZ~]

Ur bitch loves big bois, she h8s ur lil dick & loves to fuck bulls
If I’m going to the fridge I’m grabbin whip cream to suck out her butthole
Straight pussy, always been a band camp loser queer
Run!! If the drums start bangin you’re all over the field like ya senior year

[evaD]

I don’t think that ur her type and you won’t find a hotter bitch
But if you sucked cream out her anus it came from me and not the fridge
& Trust you to bring up band.. really true to form
Any excuse to start picturing a gang of dudes with the horn

[~RustyGunZ~]

Okay all jokes aside, I know something that’s been hurtin
She only lets u finish in her ass cus her pussies for the father of ur children
Ofc u bring up bukakke, rather be on the ground instead
This dude Renly Baratheon.. U always got a ring of horns around ur head

[evaD]

Ask zuch; The shit you speak about kids is cheap
If it weren’t for parental issues you wouldn’t even have a win in this league
Cool GoT reference! Try write something I’ll really feel
The only horn ringing will be when I leave you slumped on ya steering wheel

[~RustyGunZ~]

That’s rich coming from u, only beat a nutjub crack baby that’s out the loop
U only ever won in this league because some chicken head didn’t stay in the Coop
I don’t even gotta take u out, rereading ur own loses feels sour
If you’re ever slumped on the steering wheel the cars been running for hours

[evaD]

Sour? After losing to Frac this fool came out crying
And At least running for hours is something I could actually do without dying

[~RustyGunZ~]

Loool. U’re a broke bish, to eat u gotta skip bus fare my guy
Running for hours is something you actually gotta do daily not to die

[dull boy]

Consensus

Mucho props to Seth for actually rhyming more. It’s nice when people listen to critique.

Really it felt like anytime Seth queued up a good burn/flip Dave was waiting in the parking lot for it with a crowbar and a crazy look on his face.

Dave won he’s the most dangerous guy in this

each time you thought one guy was pulling ahead the other retorted and turned the tables. I think if I had to lean one way I’d lean towards Seth he just got the better of a few exchanges including the horn piece.

Rusty did a good job trimming his bars on the wording side, which has been a problem for him in weeks past.

Easily a contender for battle of the week, and it should be pointed out that Seth has been featured in each of the previous two. This was extremely close and it came down to two slight misses from Seth, the Renly and the 'cruz toward' bars that gave Dave enough of an advantage to claim the win.

Verdict

4 judges thought Dave barely came out on top while 1 thought Seth did enough to take it.

4-1 Dave wins