Season Champ Match: 1. Zuch vs 2. EvaD - ZUCH WINS

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Dave:

I’m a combo of Dre and Cube.. make your hot streak go real flimsy
You remind me of Ren; not from NWA I mean the one from that show with Stimpy
That fucking bulbous kneecap makes my stomach feel uneasy
Shit I thought “slavery was a choice” was the grossest thing that could come out of a yeezy
The first zuch family pic I’ve seen yo.. it’s the sort that make you cry
Just think that boy will share your genes.. and your chinos - all before the age of 5


Zuch:

Them thin ass lips and disguise have the means of a boss ploy
Lookin’ like Captain Hook if he boofed meth and molested 3 of the Lost Boys
As for that light bulb nose, it has my mental affected
I would refer you to a plastic surgeon, but he would just refer you to General Electric
Them skin blotches are WOW, it’s like you’re trying to hurt me
Only thing you and pirates have in common is you’re both dying from scurvy
How OLD are you? Trust this guy’s a disgrace
I’d point the Colt between those eyes but you already look 45 in the face
That weathered fucking face can barely fit the display
You’re aging at a 5G speed but them eyebrows coming in at 56k

I got Zuch here. Dave had some fire, the yeezy line was dope af. Zuch was just straight clowning towards the end, aside from his closer it seemed like he was firing off hit after hit there for a while. Nice battle though boys, love you both. See you next season.

V - Zuch