Champ Match: Zuch 5-1 vs evaD 4-0 - ZUCH WINS

[Quiz]

Not sure WHAT you are, am I killing a meerkat?
Looks like the vet forgot who was who and just started pinning your ears back
The way the sun hits your rotted teeth is a trending disaster
They’re supposed to see a bright light BEFORE they die, not twenty years after
Let’s talk about that beard, who would call on this cat to win?
That chin is a conversation killer but I’m still gonna need you to patch it in
For real that bitch old, burned up and crucified
It’s ironic I’m putting down your dog while she’s on her way to being euthanized
This dude is homeless and adopted the cheapest they got
Poor dog went from one shelter to another, for real, Dave let’s her sleep on his cot

vs.

I’ll batter this queer, recycling old bars n he’s been at it for years
The only truly unique angle he’s ever produced is that of his ears
That look ain’t puppy love man something’s clearly stressed it
Now that right hand death grips got me legit concerned about where your left is
There’s some things about pup ownership zuch Clearly hasn’t figured out
Got asked at the park if his dog’s ‘been done’ n replied he doesn’t ‘kiss n tell’
the bull terrier goes in the back when we drive even though she hates it
Zuch got that Lab on his chest just to remind him where he was created
Wtf man? that side profiles on some other shit
We’re those scientists tryna bridge your nose or burrow a tunnel under it?!
pursing those lips don’t seem to even it out
Homie.. You could Eskimo kiss the Sphinx without leaving that couch
And if you talk shit on my dog when y’all look the same from the front
Then you won’t be the first bitch with a massive nose that’s tried escaping my trunk

Another dope battle

Evad is an animal. Two weeks in a row with almost a fully quotable verse, I was laughing out loud

Zuch had some shit too, but I got Evad