Champ Match: Zuch 5-1 vs evaD 4-0 - ZUCH WINS

Wanderer · 08-14-2020, 02:45 AM

Best believe Dave lets lame stuff fester
That’s the ugliest mutt I’ve ever seen, and the dog in the backseat ain’t much better
This is ok but almost too simple of a joke
Not sure WHAT you are, am I killing a meerkat?
Looks like the vet forgot who was who and just started pinning your ears back
It’s alright
That hairline on a steady climb, It should hit points sooner
This dude went to the salon and told the barber “gimme the Bitcoin future”
Lol ok
The way the sun hits your rotted teeth is a trending disaster
They’re supposed to see a bright light BEFORE they die, not twenty years after
This is a good bar but on him... idk... you can’t really see that his teeth are rotting
Let’s talk about that beard, who would call on this cat to win?
That chin is a conversation killer but I’m still gonna need you to patch it in
Dope
You’re both looking rough, like what a place to be at
Been staring at this pic 20 minutes and still can’t tell which of you is on their way to rehab
Lol ok
For real that bitch old, burned up and crucified
It’s ironic I’m putting down your dog while she’s on her way to being euthanized
Nice
This dude is homeless and adopted the cheapest they got
Poor dog went from one shelter to another, for real, Dave let’s her sleep on his cot
Ehhh it’s ok

Vs

If you were shooting for cute with this pic you better take a hint
Shit looks like a Marley & Me reboot if it was directed by David Lynch
Lol alright
I’ll batter this queer, recycling old bars n he’s been at it for years
The only truly unique angle he’s ever produced is that of his ears
It’s ok... kinda bland
That look ain’t puppy love man something’s clearly stressed it
Now that right hand death grips got me legit concerned about where your left is
Lmao cool
There’s some things about pup ownership zuch Clearly hasn’t figured out
Got asked at the park if his dog’s ‘been done’ n replied he doesn’t ‘kiss n tell’
Ermm.. nah. Doesn’t rhyme either?
the bull terrier goes in the back when we drive even though she hates it
Zuch got that Lab on his chest just to remind him where he was created
Lol it’s ok
Wtf man? that side profiles on some other shit
We’re those scientists tryna bridge your nose or burrow a tunnel under it?!
It’s so so man
pursing those lips don’t seem to even it out
Homie.. You could Eskimo kiss the Sphinx without leaving that couch
Not overly feeling
And if you talk shit on my dog when y’all look the same from the front
Then you won’t be the first bitch with a massive nose that’s tried escaping my trunk
Ok

That Death grip line from Dave might’ve been my fave tho... but then Zuch has putting down ur dog and patch it in which I enjoyed a great deal. Overall, I think Zuch was juuust a tad more consistent so I’m edging it to him. Cool battle

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08-14-2020, 02:45 AM	#1
Wanderer Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: England Posts: 589 Battle Record: 24-33 Champed - NPL Roast Rep Power: 7457541	Best believe Dave lets lame stuff fester That’s the ugliest mutt I’ve ever seen, and the dog in the backseat ain’t much better This is ok but almost too simple of a joke Not sure WHAT you are, am I killing a meerkat? Looks like the vet forgot who was who and just started pinning your ears back It’s alright That hairline on a steady climb, It should hit points sooner This dude went to the salon and told the barber “gimme the Bitcoin future” Lol ok The way the sun hits your rotted teeth is a trending disaster They’re supposed to see a bright light BEFORE they die, not twenty years after This is a good bar but on him... idk... you can’t really see that his teeth are rotting Let’s talk about that beard, who would call on this cat to win? That chin is a conversation killer but I’m still gonna need you to patch it in Dope You’re both looking rough, like what a place to be at Been staring at this pic 20 minutes and still can’t tell which of you is on their way to rehab Lol ok For real that bitch old, burned up and crucified It’s ironic I’m putting down your dog while she’s on her way to being euthanized Nice This dude is homeless and adopted the cheapest they got Poor dog went from one shelter to another, for real, Dave let’s her sleep on his cot Ehhh it’s ok Vs If you were shooting for cute with this pic you better take a hint Shit looks like a Marley & Me reboot if it was directed by David Lynch Lol alright I’ll batter this queer, recycling old bars n he’s been at it for years The only truly unique angle he’s ever produced is that of his ears It’s ok... kinda bland That look ain’t puppy love man something’s clearly stressed it Now that right hand death grips got me legit concerned about where your left is Lmao cool There’s some things about pup ownership zuch Clearly hasn’t figured out Got asked at the park if his dog’s ‘been done’ n replied he doesn’t ‘kiss n tell’ Ermm.. nah. Doesn’t rhyme either? the bull terrier goes in the back when we drive even though she hates it Zuch got that Lab on his chest just to remind him where he was created Lol it’s ok Wtf man? that side profiles on some other shit We’re those scientists tryna bridge your nose or burrow a tunnel under it?! It’s so so man pursing those lips don’t seem to even it out Homie.. You could Eskimo kiss the Sphinx without leaving that couch Not overly feeling And if you talk shit on my dog when y’all look the same from the front Then you won’t be the first bitch with a massive nose that’s tried escaping my trunk Ok That Death grip line from Dave might’ve been my fave tho... but then Zuch has putting down ur dog and patch it in which I enjoyed a great deal. Overall, I think Zuch was juuust a tad more consistent so I’m edging it to him. Cool battle Vote zuch