Shadow Boxing Battle #4

[Answer]

you might win. you’re truly seasoned here..
battles where no one knows who you are? you been doing these for years.

ok opener

I’m with your girl, fucking her mouth..
at a remote location diggin her out while you do that to the clicker stuck in the couch.

cool concept, could've been executed better

j/k your fat ho’s a disgrace..
only pillow talk I want from her is the screams when I put one over her face.

cool

I'm a game-changer. varsity jock all advanced..
You were a game-changer too, crying to mommy until dodgeball was banned.

wasnt feeling

silencer on the gat when I pull it..
I don’t let that pop warner but you’ll both see your kids catching some bullets.

i like the idea on pop warner but the catching bullets thing has been done before

your crib’ll get looted when my team bang..
they all animals that take shit when they squeeze quick as them lil keychains.

ok closer


Battler 2


You ain’t a thug, just a lifelong nerd that’ll never be cool.
Brags about havin’ a band on his head ‘cause he always got atomic wedgie’d in school.

funny opener, solid idea

These light jabs’ll get you socked in ya lip,
But you should be used to gettin’ ya face peppered; it happens every time you talk to a bitch.

this is dope

I’m the king of this shit.. you’ll NEVER be in the midst of elites,
If you ever made a “Who’s Who” list, you brought it with you when you snitched to police.

ok

We’re talkin’ different.. you got Chlamydia and can’t get off prescriptions.
But I’m working out, getting my Bactrim and you’re doing the same... at the walk-in clinic.

cool idea, wording maybe could've been harsher

So try to disguise ya style.. bring everything with you,
But the coroner STILL won’t be able to put a face to a name when this Remington hits you.

nah not feeling this

You’re swingin’ without landin’, but always keep in mind:
There’s no point Shadow Boxing when EVERY punch you throw’ll always be in MINE.

i like the general idea but the overall execution of it misses the mark for me


cool battle, pepperspray bar was lotb imo.

v/ battler 2