Wanderer 2-2 vs Bomb Bard 2-2 - BOMB BARD WINS

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Wand -

My guy WHY u so obsessed with crustaceans? I need to ask
Next time u under plastic after getting served them shells it’ll be ur last
If u are what u eat, deserts gon’ match how this geek is dressed
Wearing an oversized t-shirt to hide the fact ur built like an Eton mess
(giving this props even though i had to google Eton Mess, and that's saying something coming from a fat guy)

Overall not one of your stronger verses. To me, personally. Still, had it's moments.

Bard -

Last fight I punched ur face in! Now I’m beatin you dead
Guess I only pushed ur bottom jaw in & left 4 teeth in ur head
Her over bite is fucked. Mouth game is dumb dude
Only thing that shines on your half of this battle? Is ur wife’s front tooth
Ur head a plant that’ll never grow! Swhy u sour ked
That body ain’t Guarding Hoes! But ur wife’s teeth could weed a flower bed

Also, not one of your best verses this week, overall. However, that flower bed line is quite easily LOTB and I think edged the whole thing for you here. Solid effort.

V - Bard