Week 10: BodySnatcher 0-0 vs. Universe 0-0 - UNI WINS

[Blue Bayou]

NBL Season XIV

Rules

Due Dates:
• Verses are due FRIDAY by 11:59 PM PST.
• Voting ends MONDAY ideally
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
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Line Limit:
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• Max. = 20 lines
• The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both.

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@Universe
@BodySnatcher

[BodySnatcher]

How many gunbars we doin Brodie?

[Universe]

Not a single one, Adrian.

20 minimum but I'll go more if you want.

EDIT - I'm good for 24 if you can manage that.

[BodySnatcher]

Whatever you wanna do Brodie.

[Universe]

Originally Posted by BodySnatcher

Whatever you wanna do Brodie.

I don't know you clown, no surprise with no archived posts to scout
I guess your style is like a cook in the army, nothing to write home about
This dick weed ain't got the balls to pull out... that teck won't really blast
Hands shaking, you overwrought with excitement... necrophiliac
If this Guy Ritchie blew his cash, we all know you misdirected, 'snatch...
You Punch Out fast, but a body snatcher's useless since I'm clearly ahead in raps...

Originally Posted by BodySnatcher

I gotta bunch of throwaways for someone. :)

Your shit is TRASH, but you a "champ", ain't no doubt that's your next spiel
I bet those "Hail Mary Haymakers" come farrrrrr out of left field...
Feel a fist in every orifice, you a Street Fighter without awesome moves
Things go awry, you ain't cunning enough to beguile even with a sonic boom
Meaning you're a character we all use... watch what this rear naked choke proves
I expect nothing less than a muted response after I make you sub, dude
I'm so anti Body I'm immune, got time for some childish kid banter
Since you repped, I'll bet your style morph 'round a pond then a Tiger Salamander (whaddup Barc)
I'm a signed out Answer(s)... cheat sheets; You BS yourself if you think you top this
It leaves me confused, honest... like people thinking "dead set" was a new concept
Snatch can't think out the box, comic books; Think throwing hands got me shook?
Your lines draw more deadpan looks than Robin Williams fans watching Hook
He's mistook like Resin's Joker quip, but ain't nobody quotin' him
He drops bars and everybody loses - a Barc/Lars battle when the votes come in
Ask why I dislike his style, there's tons of reasons but I'll respond with a punch
Cuz it will take more than Kobe & Gianna's cremation to warm up to Body's, for one...
This body's snatched so I'm done, I'll even pay your debts nerd, mazel tov
But only if you in a morgue n' free man... Neighbor's inner monologue... ;)

Gone.

[BodySnatcher]

I'ma beat you off flow alone



His format is better for topicals so picture this...it goes pistol to wig or a chisel to rib/
Either way I'ma leave his face on the pavement...now the hood won't need a photo to know who's vigil this is/

This is just another episode...think Attack of the Clones...I'm equip w/ dual clips...there's no way he can guard & stop me/
Cuz I'ma raise these twins like they're my own...now two 15's are going off in his home; that's a Carbon copy/

If he doesn't come outside...these bullets will leave him stuck in the house like a bad kid/
I heard he's from Canada? So the last thing he'll hear is the 6 echo in the background w/o a Drake ad-lib/

I told him from the jump I'ma let the gun talk...this Trey-8 is genius...I'ma let it state a thesis
It goes...beam out!...now he's got a red eye; that's an overnight flight...straight to Jesus/

This is what I meant when I said blade 2-face; I'm backstabbing...so I could peel his crown back w/the knife/
But I'd rather let a few shots go Across the Universe; this is the soundtrack to his life/

If anybody in his field trip...the special bus like I gotta extra arm; my style was born more deform/
But we're in a quarantine...so I already had the nose covered up…in other words...he'll get hit w/a homemade silencer; chloroform/

Let the stick bang off this clown's face: he's Sideshow Bob steppin where a rake might be/
I got so many pistols...I left my 9 at home & it still found a way in this bar w/o using a fake ID/

I'll leave so much steel in money; the IRS will think he's embezzling cash/
I told Blue I don't need an extension...I'ma just put ladder up against to his roof; that's a backyard wrestling match/

He can get a dome incision or download the app; Chrome extension/
& that's a footnote cuz if the eagle has landed then the bird came w/a toe tag; that's a homing pigeon/

These are troubling times but I gotta political agenda& it's for the best/
I'm more grotesque...if he lookin for a sign...I'ma draw the peace & put it in the air; thissa war protest/

I'll air out the joint until my wrist break…it'll look like an Arthur meme the way my fist shake/
I'm the type of nigga to do drive by...mishandle the texts…circle back...& let the auto-correct the mistake/

I heard the Universe moves in mysterious ways...that was until he made a grave mistake; I call that getting buried alive son/
So stick to poetry...& instead of trying to think outside the box...u should be tryna figure out how to breathe outside one/


You asked for this.

[Barcotic]

I did auto-correct better

And I'm willing to bet Drake adlib & fake ID were both saved for me in a possible rematch (reworded obv). Would've ben dope, but enough about me

This battle is dope, props to both

I got...

I don't know you clown, no surprise with no archived posts to scout
I guess your style is like a cook in the army, nothing to write home about
Your shit is TRASH, but you a "champ", ain't no doubt that's your next spiel
I bet those "Hail Mary Haymakers" come farrrrrr out of left field...
Annnnnnnnnd now I'm forced to change my haymaker bar before User drops, so fuck you for that
Meaning you're a character we all use... watch what this rear naked choke proves
I expect nothing less than a muted response after I make you sub, dude
Snatch can't think out the box, comic books; Think throwing hands got me shook?
Your lines draw more deadpan looks than Robin Williams fans watching Hook
Ask why I dislike his style, there's tons of reasons but I'll respond with a punch
Cuz it will take more than Kobe & Gianna's cremation to warm up to Body's, for one...
Fucking fire rh^
This body's snatched so I'm done, I'll even pay your debts nerd, mazel tov
But only if you in a morgue n' free man... Neighbor's inner monologue... ;)

Vs.

His format is better for topicals so picture this...it goes pistol to wig or a chisel to rib/
Either way I'ma leave his face on the pavement...now the hood won't need a photo to know who's vigil this is/
This is just another episode...think Attack of the Clones...I'm equip w/ dual clips...there's no way he can guard & stop me/
Cuz I'ma raise these twins like they're my own...now two 15's are going off in his home; that's a Carbon copy/
If he doesn't come outside...these bullets will leave him stuck in the house like a bad kid/
I heard he's from Canada? So the last thing he'll hear is the 6 echo in the background w/o a Drake ad-lib/
If anybody in his field trip...the special bus like I gotta extra arm; my style was born more deform/
But we're in a quarantine...so I already had the nose covered up…in other words...he'll get hit w/a homemade silencer; chloroform/
He can get a dome incision or download the app; Chrome extension/
& that's a footnote cuz if the eagle has landed then the bird came w/a toe tag; that's a homing pigeon/
Last 2 bars were bonkers

This is a style clash if I ever seen one and I can mostdefinitely see it going either way. Botw contender or winner fs

Body's concepts were better ftmp (w. the exception of that Kobe line) but Uni's wording and execution was better. His verse red smoother while Body's bars were a little too drawn out, no pun intended

6-5 in standouts (being generous w. 1-2 from each)
Mvgt Universe in a good, close batt.

[BodySnatcher]

Fuck you Bar lolololol. Appreciate the vote brodie

Nigga said enough about me. LMAO

[Coop]

Universe


I don't know you clown, no surprise with no archived posts to scout
I guess your style is like a cook in the army, nothing to write home about
Simple, but made me chuckle. Good opener
This dick weed ain't got the balls to pull out... that teck won't really blast
Hands shaking, you overwrought with excitement... necrophiliac
Don't like this style of bar
If this Guy Ritchie blew his cash, we all know you misdirected, 'snatch...
You Punch Out fast, but a body snatcher's useless since I'm clearly ahead in raps...
My brain hurts
Your shit is TRASH, but you a "champ", ain't no doubt that's your next spiel
I bet those "Hail Mary Haymakers" come farrrrrr out of left field...
Basic but aight
Feel a fist in every orifice, you a Street Fighter without awesome moves
Things go awry, you ain't cunning enough to beguile even with a sonic boom
Ok
Meaning you're a character we all use... watch what this rear naked choke proves
I expect nothing less than a muted response after I make you sub, dude
If this was reworded I'd like it more
I'm so anti Body I'm immune, got time for some childish kid banter
Since you repped, I'll bet your style morph 'round a pond then a Tiger Salamander (whaddup Barc)
The punch confuses me
I'm a signed out Answer(s)... cheat sheets; You BS yourself if you think you top this
It leaves me confused, honest... like people thinking "dead set" was a new concept
This is a miss for me
Snatch can't think out the box, comic books; Think throwing hands got me shook?
Your lines draw more deadpan looks than Robin Williams fans watching Hook
Nice
He's mistook like Resin's Joker quip, but ain't nobody quotin' him
He drops bars and everybody loses - a Barc/Lars battle when the votes come in
Never seen that battle but I can make an educated guess. But since that's the focus of the punch this a miss for me
Ask why I dislike his style, there's tons of reasons but I'll respond with a punch
Cuz it will take more than Kobe & Gianna's cremation to warm up to Body's, for one...
Ok ok. Clever. A better set up and this would've been
This body's snatched so I'm done, I'll even pay your debts nerd, mazel tov
But only if you in a morgue n' free man... Neighbor's inner monologue... ;)
I liked


I like the style. Lots of wit, but some of the wording left me scratching my head. Deadpan & cremation >>>

7/10


VS

BodySnatcher



nahhhh man you did not just style your verse like this.



His format is better for topicals so picture this...it goes pistol to wig or a chisel to rib/
Either way I'ma leave his face on the pavement...now the hood won't need a photo to know who's vigil this is/
Stretched but ok
This is just another episode...think Attack of the Clones...I'm equip w/ dual clips...there's no way he can guard & stop me/
Cuz I'ma raise these twins like they're my own...now two 15's are going off in his home; that's a Carbon copy/
Fuckkk that setup stretched af. Not a fan of the punch
If he doesn't come outside...these bullets will leave him stuck in the house like a bad kid/
I heard he's from Canada? So the last thing he'll hear is the 6 echo in the background w/o a Drake ad-lib/
Not a hit
I told him from the jump I'ma let the gun talk...this Trey-8 is genius...I'ma let it state a thesis
It goes...beam out!...now he's got a red eye; that's an overnight flight...straight to Jesus/
Abv avg filler
This is what I meant when I said blade 2-face; I'm backstabbing...so I could peel his crown back w/the knife/
But I'd rather let a few shots go Across the Universe; this is the soundtrack to his life/
So so
If anybody in his field trip...the special bus like I gotta extra arm; my style was born more deform/
But we're in a quarantine...so I already had the nose covered up…in other words...he'll get hit w/a homemade silencer; chloroform/
Stretch armstrong. Setup clever though
Let the stick bang off this clown's face: he's Sideshow Bob steppin where a rake might be/
I got so many pistols...I left my 9 at home & it still found a way in this bar w/o using a fake ID/
No way, where's the diss
I'll leave so much steel in money; the IRS will think he's embezzling cash/
I told Blue I don't need an extension...I'ma just put ladder up against to his roof; that's a backyard wrestling match/
Another where your set up > your punch
He can get a dome incision or download the app; Chrome extension/
& that's a footnote cuz if the eagle has landed then the bird came w/a toe tag; that's a homing pigeon/
Too much
These are troubling times but I gotta political agenda& it's for the best/
I'm more grotesque...if he lookin for a sign...I'ma draw the peace & put it in the air; thissa war protest/
Gun bar ooooooverllloooooaaaaaadddddddd
I'll air out the joint until my wrist break…it'll look like an Arthur meme the way my fist shake/
I'm the type of nigga to do drive by...mishandle the texts…circle back...& let the auto-correct the mistake/
Clever
I heard the Universe moves in mysterious ways...that was until he made a grave mistake; I call that getting buried alive son/
So stick to poetry...& instead of trying to think outside the box...u should be tryna figure out how to breathe outside one/
Ok

I looked at your verse and didn't even want to read it with all the bold, "/"s, and how fucking stretched it is. HOLY FUCK it's stretched, you got like 30 syllables in your lines. Unacceptable, idc how clever they are. Good thing is, the verse wasn't as terrible as the structure. You can be witty af, but you channel a lot that creativity into gun bars. "I'll leave so much steel in money; the IRS..." How disappointing. If you normalized your structure, and had more VARIETY in your attack, this would've been much more enjoyable to read to me.

6/10



Deadpan LOTB > Cremation > Army Cook / Auto correct / Vigil


Vote: Universe

[Blue Bayou]

Uppping for more votes

[Resin M-I-C]

punch out
subdue

vs

face on pavement
carbon 15s
chloroform
homing pigeon


dont worry about the autocorrect bar, i did it before barc.. universe came cool but had a couple statementish bars.. and a salamnder line i dunno what that was.. body came with the usual, gunbar heavy verse.. but those pavement, carbon 15 and homing pigeon lines were straight up bangerrrrs.. tipped me his way

v Body

[evaD]

Universe had a bunch I didn’t really get or were a bit of a stretch (snatch)

Guile
Peter Pan
Muted could’ve been better

Bodysnatchers were crazy long and would work better Live a capella but it was pretty jarring to read. That said he had better concepts although a bit gun heavy. If you’re gonna spend 30 syllables setting up a punch it needs to hit

Vote - universe

[~RustyGunZ~]

Deadpan was okay I guess bars made more sense just super basic

Idk what kind of new crack they smoke at Twitter raps but body dropped some retarded trash straight out of a 2002 ezboards cypher and it speaks to his integrity that he left NC to write shit like that for a dumbed down audience

Universe won in probably the least appealing battle of the season. Out of respect for the community I would request on behalf of the congregation neither of you battle over 12 lines anymore cus I only wasted my time reading this doodoo to help Blue move this along

[BodySnatcher]

You guys are hilarious. Don't worry y'all won't have to read my shit no more. We don't mesh well.

Blue you can close this. I just did it for shits and giggles. Peace out NC.

[the Munster]

vote body snatcher

Universe had a good opening bar. I liked that but outside of that, a lot of your bars came off... weird? Like I don’t want to sound harsh so I’ll just leave it at that. I think body snatcher was way more polished and consistent I don’t really think the match was close really.

Vote body snatcher

Although one or two of your bars had me lost like a muh fucker; like that no id gettin in bar punch?

[Universe]

Originally Posted by BodySnatcher

You guys are hilarious. Don't worry y'all won't have to read my shit no more. We don't mesh well.

Blue you can close this. I just did it for shits and giggles. Peace out NC.

I accept your forfeit. Thanks for the battle, Brodie.

And thanks for the feedback guys, I'm obviously rusty as fuck lol. If I would've known this would be up for this long I would've spent more time on it lol.

[Aero]

Originally Posted by BodySnatcher

You guys are hilarious. Don't worry y'all won't have to read my shit no more. We don't mesh well.

Blue you can close this. I just did it for shits and giggles. Peace out NC.

The write home line was lols.

[Blue Bayou]

Uni wins