OFFICIAL SINACOG OPEN MIC THREAD

[Blue Bayou]

If you don't understand the wordplay don't vote...LOL

my vastness is vast; there’s a sadness in cats and in birds that chime
Turpentine, words that rhyme w/ serpent swine; I’ll ‘cut this dick head’ no circumsized
I’m eating pork from my keester but you think I’m just a dork in a t-shirt?
I’m Bjork in a jean skirt; smoke expelled from my lungs like it swore at a teacher
calamity cougars, this man should be neutered as hoes cry
pork rinds with mold fries; I’ll prove ‘Sharp is duller’ than OLD knives
I'm the black beetle that jacked CeeLo that is actually white
tragedy strikes on amnesty lights; got ur girl ‘sayin Awwww’ no cavities right
insanity’s claimed, I’m drunk while sober that’s calamity pain
serenading Sarah Nading, profanity rains; I’m Big Daddy…you Danity Kane
I'm a mean demon with green semen stacking poker chips
so legit; fill ya head w/ more led than Heath Ledgers joker trick
I’m a human form jester in a unicorn sweatshirt with a murderous plot
Pass the breathalyzer, then shove the test in my ass while I'm jerkin the cops
I’m the better brigade, whales cry while the leather is laid
a fine wine, better with age; ‘hood on my back’ like how sweaters is made (ko!)
my blade will massage, I’m higher than a drunk dude on a crane
slump you on a stage; no ‘fight or flight mentality’ I’ll punch you on a plane
you’re girl licks her twat, I roll up on her like you missed a spot
cyclical sickle pocks, then she asked me to cum inside; but it was just to talk
he better behave or he’s wetter then rain, this bitch has no tricks
I’m slick with pro fists; wouldn’t be ‘feeling Sharp’ if the tudor slit my own wrists
I’m a treasonous bastid weaving a basket while igniting a rook
Most exciting of crooks; ‘take the top off a Sharp’ like I’m highlighting a book!!!
send sand snakes to this mans wake as i masterbate with sand paper
this damn faker gets hands vapor; put my cock on his casket like ‘fam, later!’
I’m a drunken panda, slumpin santa frosted flakes and cheerios
Just ate some cereal; you’ll always be a ‘small man in the ring’ you rey mysterio
I’m high altitude, but in an underwater cave on a snorkel trip
contortionist, coral swims; I fucked the guide on the back of a dolphins dorsal fin
arch angels doing the limbo, I’m pooing on bimbos w/ the perviest trolling
give him & Andromeda murderous scoldings; then spit Titan snatch w/e Perseus holding