Championship: Cashius vs. Patrick {Patrick aka Swerve wins}

[Swerve]

12 to Knuck.

Punches so lackluster and boring, just look at the facts you’re under,
You don’t need to trade in your old car to know that you can look to cash for clunkers.
Lost to Knuck now you’ll lose to me, my friend the fact is you’re wack,
You were back in two shakes…but it’ll be a lifetime of Parkinsons before you actually champ.
And I’ll make you sweat, you don’t want to make these techs jealous,
You’ll have so many beads going down your cheeks, it’ll match your gay sex fetish.
I know you got your eye on Pat, swag on deck with stunnin’ clothes,
But look at me wrong and eyelash out to stomp you without batting one of those.
We all know you’re a fag boy, just imagine this skank stopping me,
Cause if there’s the potential for gay sex, cashier to the ground like a bank robbery.
This pussy won the alias tourney like I did, but may I remind dude,
You can’t follow in my footsteps when you run like a bitch when you hear them behind you.