so the moon is in our atmosphere

uh-oh · 03-24-2019, 12:13 PM

i was eating a salami sandwich looking at the moon last night contemplating why mustard makes certain deli meats pop. i couldn't come to any conclusion other than the atmospheric pressure the moon puts on mustard plants during the younger dryus period of their evolution when jesus made the dinosaurs averse to their smell so they wouldn't predate them. giraffes are dope.

~RustyGunZ~ · 03-24-2019, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by uh-oh

i was eating a salami sandwich looking at the moon last night contemplating why mustard makes certain deli meats pop. i couldn't come to any conclusion other than the atmospheric pressure the moon puts on mustard plants during the younger dryus period of their evolution when jesus made the dinosaurs averse to their smell so they wouldn't predate them. giraffes are dope.

Different mustard pairs better with different meats

Finally I know why. The moon!

03-24-2019, 12:13 PM	#1
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	i was eating a salami sandwich looking at the moon last night contemplating why mustard makes certain deli meats pop. i couldn't come to any conclusion other than the atmospheric pressure the moon puts on mustard plants during the younger dryus period of their evolution when jesus made the dinosaurs averse to their smell so they wouldn't predate them. giraffes are dope. __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

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