spent $20k just to post a vid that no one would watch and i aint give a fuck. starring: Cheri Caffaro

[Immolate]

BOP

Remember when I said "I made $100 in 10 minutes", turns out i was wrong

I MADE $800 IN 10 MINUTES DUMMY BOY


BOP

To the guy who PMed me asking how: for this stuff, it was computer security stuff. One night I was drunk as hell and found a bug in a company website. Took me 10 minutes to do it, actually found 2 bugs but was too drunk and forgot the exploit for the 2nd one.

anyway, they send me $100 off the bat. ngl i was like wtf is this shit, A HUNDRED DOLLARS? on some big draco shit

last night i get a message from them asking me to test the exploit, see if they fixed it yet. they also say that it's actually a lot bigger exploit than i thought. i reply, drunkenly, "Ok, yep seems good".

I pass out after shitposting here at 5 in the morning

when i wake up i see 3 new emails. one of them says "[COMPANY] awarded you with $777 dollars"


I literally slept & drank my way into just shy of a grand.

whats weird is it just made me wanna stop posting here, and stop drinking altogether.

anyway. congratulations to me. thank you all for sucking dick and eatting booty holes while i congratulated myself over like 20 threads lmao

you're the best immo. we love you. you're so handsome, tall. and you make so much money. and you're so good with girls. the best girls! the best in the universe. also, you're very kind. you're a real nice guy. but you're tough too. Keep it up kid.