Sinacog vs. Lars (Topical) - LARS WINS

[Sinacog]

The Mouse and The Cat -

Once upon a time, there was a Cat and Mouse; in a crafty house
The cat and mouse played tricks on each other; but only the cat would dare arouse
For the cat did not let the mouse out of the hole in the wall; his soul was at halt
The mouse was frightened; he did not know what to do; he needed to turn his heart of coal to malt
If the mouse left the hole; he would be eaten; and ravaged with claws and teeth
So he stayed in his hole; with all his cheese; saying the cat better not copy me
The cat put his face and claw in the hole; this was a cat chase
The mouse did not let the cat in; as he threw a piece of cheese at the cat's face
The cat dared arouse; so the mouse responded; it's like the house was haunted
For the whole house had trails of the cat and mouse game; they taunted and daunted
The cat was not scared of the mouse; he wanted to eat the mouse for lunch
For the mouse tasted like cheese to the cat; he remembered when his tongue was drunk
One day while they were playing cat and mouse; the mouse went inside the hole
He decided to never come out; till' the cat left; that was his goal
The mouse not dare arouse; until the cat went outside to the neighborhood
The mouse reached his goal; and saved himself and his cheese for good