Mega Millions..

Geno · 10-23-2018, 11:13 PM

..got my tickets. What about you.
You only need one to win. I grabbed 3. Dont really expect to win shit. You have a better chance of stepping in dog shit, wittnessing christs return, and meeting 2pac all at the same time. But hey, gotta play to win. Fuck it

Geno · 10-23-2018, 11:15 PM

Better chance of a pig landing on your head, selma hayek breast feeding you, and throwing up solid gold breast milk. But hey

Geno · 10-23-2018, 11:17 PM

A better chance that bags is still a fat boy, veritas beard is photo shopped, and chyeahs chyin not really touching his toes

Geno · 10-23-2018, 11:25 PM

Sry for that.

cac lover · 10-23-2018, 11:28 PM

Better chance a *** goes to heaven

uh-oh · 10-24-2018, 05:19 AM

winner sold in south carolina. i aint have shitttttttttttt

i hope diode won the winning ticket

Amen · 10-24-2018, 06:15 AM

I think Diode lives in North, tho?

But nah, I forgot to pick up some tickets on my way home last night.

I was listening to a podcast that was talking about the chances of winning.

They said you legit would have to buy $690 worth of tickets - that would give you every number probability possible to win the jackpot.

After thinking about it, I think that's wrong. What do I know tho, I've NEVER played to LOTTO before, lol.. Don't know the rules or how much tickets are lol.

uh-oh · 10-24-2018, 06:24 AM

more like 690 thousand probably. maybe even million, but you wouldn't have the time to literally fill out the cards with all probablilities or even have them printed lol

when i was a kid we hit the "kicker" on the classic lotto in ohio. which was 100k. i was young enough to think that getting 100 dollars was CRAZY. like that was my opening question when i found out lmao. CAN I HAVE 100? yea sure dummy.

i was used to hoofin it to the store with 2 bucks for combo's and now and laters. thought i was rich

Amen · 10-24-2018, 06:27 AM

36 second place winners all in NY and NJ.

Weird - the company I manage everyone was going hard and we have locations in both NY and NJ - wonder if any of them hit, lol.

What was the 2nd place prize? Article said millions but how much?

uh-oh · 10-24-2018, 06:36 AM

i think its 1 million. if you get all the numbers EXCEPT the mega ball.

Amen · 10-24-2018, 06:38 AM

1 million to each 2nd place winning ticket or 1 million divided to each?

uh-oh · 10-24-2018, 06:48 AM

1 mill to each im pretty sure. Only the jackpot gets divided. Could be wrong tho but there was multiple states that had multiple 2nd places so if its divided they are only getting like 10k a piece after taxes

Amen · 10-24-2018, 06:54 AM

Word. I'm look in to this shit and try playing the same number every time lol - see what happens lol.

Now do they have to be in the exact order the numbers are drawn or if you have them numbers in any order it's still a winner?

I never played this shit lol... Trying to learn lol...

Geno · 10-24-2018, 07:34 AM

Damn. Oh well

Geno · 10-24-2018, 07:35 AM

Phill is in in north dakota now btw.

Didnt know diode was to. Thought it was phill and pancake. Idk

Amen · 10-24-2018, 07:36 AM

Carolina, Geno. No one said Dakota lol.

Destroyer · 10-24-2018, 07:45 AM

One has to wonder how much money the lottery is making if it can afford to give out 1.6 billion dollars

uh-oh · 10-24-2018, 09:03 AM

A ton and next to none of it goes toward its purpose

But keep in mind 50 percent of the population plays it, barely, anyone buys 1 "play", so whats that 75 millionish people paying 1-2 bucks a day, rarely having a big winner, and the jackpots are instantly slashed

The 1.6 as a cash option before taxes was 900 mill. Thats 700 gone, then its like 37 percent federal tax on the 900 and then whatever the state amd local taxes are

So you get like 500 mill all told, 1.1 back to the government

But word i play the classic/mega/powerball its probably 5 bucks a day. And thats me. So if 70 million others are playing at least 1 dollar a day, powerball and mega are 2 dollars btw. Plus dummies like me whp throw a 20 at the giant jackpots

They make bank

THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS · 10-24-2018, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Destroyer

One has to wonder how much money the lottery is making if it can afford to give out 1.6 billion dollars

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cac lover · 10-24-2018, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

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10-23-2018, 11:13 PM	#1
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Mega Millions.. ..got my tickets. What about you. You only need one to win. I grabbed 3. Dont really expect to win shit. You have a better chance of stepping in dog shit, wittnessing christs return, and meeting 2pac all at the same time. But hey, gotta play to win. Fuck it __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

10-23-2018, 11:15 PM	#2
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Better chance of a pig landing on your head, selma hayek breast feeding you, and throwing up solid gold breast milk. But hey __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

10-23-2018, 11:17 PM	#3
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	A better chance that bags is still a fat boy, veritas beard is photo shopped, and chyeahs chyin not really touching his toes __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

10-23-2018, 11:25 PM	#4
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Sry for that. __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

10-24-2018, 05:19 AM	#6
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	winner sold in south carolina. i aint have shitttttttttttt i hope diode won the winning ticket __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

10-23-2018, 11:28 PM	#5
cac lover Banned Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 453 Accomplishments -eating white dick Rep Power: 0	Better chance a *** goes to heaven

10-24-2018, 06:15 AM	#7
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,462 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	I think Diode lives in North, tho? But nah, I forgot to pick up some tickets on my way home last night. I was listening to a podcast that was talking about the chances of winning. They said you legit would have to buy $690 worth of tickets - that would give you every number probability possible to win the jackpot. After thinking about it, I think that's wrong. What do I know tho, I've NEVER played to LOTTO before, lol.. Don't know the rules or how much tickets are lol.

10-24-2018, 06:24 AM	#8
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	more like 690 thousand probably. maybe even million, but you wouldn't have the time to literally fill out the cards with all probablilities or even have them printed lol when i was a kid we hit the "kicker" on the classic lotto in ohio. which was 100k. i was young enough to think that getting 100 dollars was CRAZY. like that was my opening question when i found out lmao. CAN I HAVE 100? yea sure dummy. i was used to hoofin it to the store with 2 bucks for combo's and now and laters. thought i was rich __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

10-24-2018, 06:27 AM	#9
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,462 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	36 second place winners all in NY and NJ. Weird - the company I manage everyone was going hard and we have locations in both NY and NJ - wonder if any of them hit, lol. What was the 2nd place prize? Article said millions but how much?

10-24-2018, 06:36 AM	#10
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	i think its 1 million. if you get all the numbers EXCEPT the mega ball. __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

10-24-2018, 06:38 AM	#11
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,462 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	1 million to each 2nd place winning ticket or 1 million divided to each?

10-24-2018, 06:48 AM	#12
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	1 mill to each im pretty sure. Only the jackpot gets divided. Could be wrong tho but there was multiple states that had multiple 2nd places so if its divided they are only getting like 10k a piece after taxes __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

10-24-2018, 06:54 AM	#13
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,462 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	Word. I'm look in to this shit and try playing the same number every time lol - see what happens lol. Now do they have to be in the exact order the numbers are drawn or if you have them numbers in any order it's still a winner? I never played this shit lol... Trying to learn lol...

10-24-2018, 07:34 AM	#14
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Damn. Oh well __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

10-24-2018, 07:35 AM	#15
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Phill is in in north dakota now btw. Didnt know diode was to. Thought it was phill and pancake. Idk __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

10-24-2018, 07:36 AM	#16
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,462 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	Carolina, Geno. No one said Dakota lol.

10-24-2018, 09:03 AM	#18
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	A ton and next to none of it goes toward its purpose But keep in mind 50 percent of the population plays it, barely, anyone buys 1 "play", so whats that 75 millionish people paying 1-2 bucks a day, rarely having a big winner, and the jackpots are instantly slashed The 1.6 as a cash option before taxes was 900 mill. Thats 700 gone, then its like 37 percent federal tax on the 900 and then whatever the state amd local taxes are So you get like 500 mill all told, 1.1 back to the government But word i play the classic/mega/powerball its probably 5 bucks a day. And thats me. So if 70 million others are playing at least 1 dollar a day, powerball and mega are 2 dollars btw. Plus dummies like me whp throw a 20 at the giant jackpots They make bank __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

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