The Summer Classic V, Round 1 Magazine

[~RustyGunZ~]

The Classics of the Classic

SC 1 Finals: Calefaction vs. Resin M-I-C

Resin

Aiyyo
Listen, buttfuck. Rudge was learnin' ya..
If I locked u in a room fulla women this fag'd die from hypothermia.
Pay attention white boy cuz this dude has just had it
ur the type of Cracker that'd get a chiropractor sued for malpractice.
Livin in his parents basement. Don't u think 25's old enough?
When ur mom throws u out at Home she'll earn herself a fckin golden glove.
Cal's a cocksucker for one. Second he's a raving geek..
if loose lips sink ships ur herpes sore can take out a naval fleet.
Reached ur highest crest, now watch me fling this clown
when this pussy climbed to the top a fireman had to bring him down.
User & Oneduh wrote for you but now ur quips is hated..
my drops are natural born killers. urs are artificially inseminated.
You think all you jotted down will get me seated.?
uhh sorry guy, usin asian disses as a Crutch aint really orthopedic.
See my people are smart. I can handle this bitch with ease..
Nigga I'm an A Plus student. so gettin a C in the Finals AINT SHIT TO ME.
Peep the roads. Chinks drivin crazy is an obvious lie..
but i'll run u over.. u'll get a windshield on ya chest like optimus prime.
This idiot brings NOTHING. We all gon boo this queer..
my skills are well Conditioned.. urs look like it hasnt shampooed in years.
Get fuckin serious, fam. Whatever you spat'll fail..
You winnin? That's pushing it so hard the whole 5th grade tattle taled.
& when ya parents adopted u they started doubtin ya kinfolk
you were such a bad cop.. the Good cop routine got thrown outta the window.
Face it, douchebag. There's simply no power or star in dude..
if this is wire to wire.. bomb unit says the Yellow one is disarming you
Quit it man, I'm crackin the fuck up with your silly hopes
shiiiit, i only posted late so peeps get mad & actually give u some pity votes
Cal drops fuckin whack. There aint no way of ampin this..
That chickenscratch can take gold in a cockfightin championship.
Ur mom is yeeesh. Feel sorry for when ur dad got banged
he 'smashed a Beast' worse than the fence did in the Sandlot Gang.
Now call it missionary work. This nerd bugs me..
U gettin so canned.. the embarassment can ration a 3rd world country
You fuckin poser. We kno u a White guy that flosses weak..
who tucks his chain in his shirt when black kids cross the street.
u gon go call ME slanted? That's just ur first defeat..
To see ur dick. A girl's gotta squint so much she look worse than me.
I'm the upper echelon. Here to harm this joke..
only a few dawn in greatness. ur excuse is the alarm clock broke
Muthafucka.

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Calefaction

You asian prick, the fact is that you're wack res..
So here's an L for R.. that'll fix every word you butchered with your accent
He better pick a damn race or I'ma kill this powder puff..
His personas been black and yellow more than bill cowhers was..
Thought you had us fooled but I could tell you were fakin, my God!
Even your black swizz beats one had a sticker that said: made in taiwan..
You're played out, your verses translate to fuckin wack shit..
So I'ma turn this chinese character to a sub title in cane's summer classic
If they knew about you, peta wouldn't stand for your garbage..
And ever since mike vick got caught, resin's whole family been starvin..
Flatline this knuck, get him medivac'd quick..
How the fuck you lose to kung fu TWICE when your people invented that shit
You think this clowns gonna stop me when everything he's writin down is just sloppy?
If you think this is a wok in the park, its just cuz Resin brought out the hibachi..
Listen black, I mean asian, the belts mine, give it back..
Curiosity killed the cat, Resin gave 'em a look like "you gonna finish that?"
I dont trust you slimey knucks, that's why you gettin ignored..
Cuz the last time I had an eggroll, it hit my sperm, then resin was born
You fearin this scrap, to the voters it's clear and a fact...
That this snitch dont have a chance to win unless it's the year of the rat..
Last round you robbed Deon, I didn't think you took it son..
Cuz the only fat joke worth readin was the dude that should've won..
Dont even talk, you're the hired help, how could this lame doubt..
Bitch I WANT you in my threads, you're the best at gettin the stains out!
You're one of the dopest, what the fuck are you talkin 'bout??
My left hook'll smash your crooked I so hard it breaks up slaughterhouse..
I thought you were great in the hangover and while we announcin the topic..
Since you mastered jumpin outta trunks, you should try to come outta the closet..
I'll turn away every single punch that this lame brings..
You tryin to put a chink in my record? funny, I'm tryin to do the same thing
I know you a fan, dont act like you ain't love when I spit..
matter a fact, I found a picture of resin bumpin my shit d-_-b
This knuck fronted like a thug, but the video game geek was shamed..
When OG's pressed him for the blood code, he said A, B, A, C, A, B, B, A
Straight? not a chance, this fuckin gook eats balls..
I tried to google resin and it came back did you mean: pause
When punches get landed, your body gets punished and damaged
Fans'll have to identify you by just your head - like you were inducted in Canton..
You're such a fan of the dick, you long past gettin butt hurt..
Cuz this yellows been on more meat than French's Mustard..

The Winner: Calefaction
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SC2 Finals: Blue Bayou vs. MetaSin

Blue Bayou

lately i been Quarterbackin dohpe. u been sorta like a flanker, fam
s'why i'm leavin Burgandy holes in ur chest..quit thinkin ur our Anchor, man
savoir self? chauffer lines? that's nothin but shit on a page..
those concepts are so Dated they got 4 STD's & a kid on the way
cuz with that played shit there’s not a chance in hell ur merkin vets
one punch Rex-All that he writes.. &'ll send em to that pharmacy for percocets
U beatin karpis was laughable… ya verse was fuckin average boss
I aint seen a 3rd round steal that ridiculous since the Vikings traded that for Moss
u just aint that clever, ur really not the smartest alive g
if ur rhymes are over my head... they're crumpled into a ball & there's a garbage behind me
i got that Bret Michaels swag, my rock demeanor's got me called a threat
to Metasin the Rock of Love aint a show.. it's reality, he's gotta offer 8-balls for sex
you get no ass, if a hoes trash she’s never on ya friend..
Moneypenny’s the only bitch alive that’s ever seen any kinda Bond with M
meanwhile i kick it between posts, get pussy while i tear it harshly
ur just a Saint that fails at playin the field.. somethin like a Garrett Hartely
i dont need new york museums with the topicals uve written bitch..
those alone prove the only thing inside of the Met is a bunch of faggy artistic shit
honestly Met-roids aint gunna stop me from rippin ya pride
if Gunplay pops off, u'll start sprintin & PROVE ur just a bitch in desguise
so drop the weapon talk like u got no problem fightin a hoe..
Grip a Tool? how can we believe you when he's flawlessed you twice in a row?!
cuz if a fight goes down, u'll turn to the courts because ur known by cops
pussy u'll be lookin to Suh faster then the Lions in need of a goal line stop
i’ma baller, flossin riches while my dick’s morphed between thighs
Metasin Ball? nah.. He’s just always getting passed back n forth between guys
and ur sister's a stripper.. givin lappers everynight to horny average fiends
step in the club and its Grind Time for Bux.. like War's upcoming intro to the live battle scene
its over for you, ur too wack to even pose as a threat
i'll use this last bar to tell Oneduh he's a knuck & let em know that he's next!

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MetaSin

War showed u get rattled, so fuck faith and hope, since you’re fragile
Now you can’t even prey to God since that’s just your role when yall battle.
But he’ll try n quickly fail; in an instant he’ll flee quick
Seein a Christian Bale ‘s no shock when he’s thin as him in the machinist
give this dude a meal; in fact, film should keep the truth concealed
you’ve fucked up hundreds of lines, but there still shouldn’t be any blue-per reel
u can’t keep this homo apart from men; he’s quick to skeet buns
n if there’s holes in that argument, u can bet he’s had his dick in each one
if he says he gets pussy then this punks delusional
projecting gay traits with that song n dance only reflects his love for musicals
when a slut is beautiful, I make her believe what I say is true
and it’s all to get face-time. Which is something we know u were afraid to do
Talk of ghostwriters in dohpe might have u acceptin some help from friends
Til u realize how dumb you’d look if I beat you and Hens by myself… again.
Since it was 2 against 1 I thought winning would be harder to do
But your only successful handicap match was finding a bitch as retarded as u
He’s broke as a joke, so I know this kid isn’t fresh dressed
Before I kill him, check the size on his shirt to see how he’s livin in XS
Made a thread when u lost, which I’d say is kinda funny.
Proving what he has in store is so infant-aisle, it comes wit baby wipes and huggies
Fight Nights show he can’t steal the win and this nerd is a victim
That’s why when Sound went off he got shut out like a security system
I’d tell you all the reasons ya long bars were weak but I lack time
Only reason short bars are better, is cuz I spend less readin ya wack lines
I’ve staked claim as the best, so I’ll leave ya frail frame in a mess
Cuz when I hit the Aype-pecs now, one punch is all it takes to cave in his chest

The Winner: MetaSin

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SC3 Finals: John Hensley vs. Sephiroth

Sephiroth

i pack explosives, so why write a novel when all you bringing is weak chapters?..
your shit is not only a 'Dudits' more retarded than the kid from the Dreamcatcher
you harming anyone's hilarious when you're short and shaped like a stump
and you're 5'6 tops.. is way too many layers of shirts needed to make you look buff
figured herb's what made you slow, but just found out it's heavy D
plus you're the 'buy-product', of moms doing just that, all throughout the pregnancy
im the best in whatever grind, got many lines that some of them says crack
so how you hustle hard, when 'choppin it up' for you is catchin up with someone from wayback?
he grows lil bud and thinks he a boss, ain't noone concerned with dude and his chump change
bro, i just bagged up nik last round and STILL got further than you in the drug game
plus whenever you smoke, it's mostly paper, so it's hard to match me
can't even roll right, so you end up 'repairing the joints' like arthroplasty
probly whine to hoes in real life bout how oneduh killed him twice, hi hater
coz them 'losses by one' only proved you ain't getting in draws.. tie breaker
joined the planes, but still rip shit even when riding solo, pimp shit
you're washed up knuck, and the writing's on the wall.. that not even I would pose in pics with
guess gow learned from you, no wonder he was in dohpe for like 2 yrs. happily
heard you gave Warhead, and then treated him like he was part of your Nuclear family

AresOfWar24 (1:11:21 AM): yo real talk
AresOfWar24 (1:11:25 AM): i remembr the alia tourney right
AresOfWar24 (1:11:38 AM): dohpe told each member what ther aliases was

maybe on RB you can pull that shit, but NC's is like fam so lets share with the jury
coz round here, everybody knows everybody; and that goes double for dohpe in alias tourneys
your squad got shit on lock? where? i'll leave em stomped in a heartbeat
yall went from an angry mob.. to a bunch of pussies who wouldn't even occupy wall street
pretends he ain't the shadiest in dohpe, but thinks he's G off their work..
can't have your cake and eat it too, yet you keep insisting on stealing Deon's deserts
got a price on my head, but they sent this past his prime knuck to throw fire?
if he's 'The Executioner', i'll just go Chad Dawson in this bitch and tackle this old timer
dude's 26 and leeches off nana, so ima tax him for that to guide this clown
and make him give me the 'Money Gram' sent him and use that to transfer the cash to my account
even got exposed for biting by frac, you fraud bitch, so whatsup hoe
you're either a legend Aura knuck.. and ironically, you sharked him to become both

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John Hensley

CLASH can't bail u out, act rich n' a fast fist'll rail ya mouth.
brokeass only Throws Paper in the Air from a bike on his Daily Route.
Mention him bein an Orphan u'll see embarassment form.
His only Presidential Quality is that nobody really knows where he was born.
There's no thought of remedy when John's ur enemy.
I'll stab u on the toilet n' give u 3 slashes on the Can like Monster Energy.
Ur image is fake & enlarged, wants to be gangsta & hard.
even tho I caught him Flat Footed he ain't got the guts to b Takin' a Charge.
Ur homies ain't stoppin me, shit against GOW was bogus, a mockery.
ain't the alias Behind the Black Mask but ur the 1 known for the Robberies.
No way you'll get the thrown, I promise this dude'll get owned.
Fuck crew votes, CLASH is more of a Dead Organization than a Funeral Home.
Run fast kid, u suck at text & ur a dumbass bitch.
On top of that ya girls Butch enough to partner up with the Sundance Kid.
It's amazing that she duct tapes her back to hold waves of fat.
& at Thanksgiving she'll cause more Turkey Devastation than the Quake they had.
King of Being Played. 'Outlook' lines aren't on the brink of being great.
based on concepts u Comprehended Fractures but should just Think About a Break.
U can't survive here.. The Future's clearer if you gaze hard.
Where do u see yourself in 5 years? besides the bathroom Mirror of a Gay Bar.
U ain't got an attacking style. ur Decent, but in a crashing spiral.
& the only time Average Wins Anything is in the race for a Batting Title.
Keep pretending to be classic, U'll always b elementary in ur clashes.
U spend days writing & got more Pre-Wrecks than college entry level classes.
He'll either b dead or he'll sulk, u ain't champin, ur a regular joke.
Seph couldn't have a Banner Night trick or treating as the Incredible Hulk.
On RM u were high tier, but I've seen him rarely thrive here.
U went from an Ace, to Dumb and Dumber like Jim Carrey's Prime Years.
I dead bogus tricks. Hens Is Champ & u can bet slogan's stick.
if anyone thinks this is 50/50 it's got me laughin more than the Seth Rogan flick.

The Winner: John Hensley

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The SC4 Final is not on recorded unfortunately, but Alvin Karpis won it.