Netcees  

Go Back   Netcees > Vault > Archives > The Netcees archive > NBL Season 11: The Legends Edition

User Tag List

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-29-2018, 02:35 AM   #1
El Muffin
DOHpe since 02'
 
El Muffin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Surrounded by white ppl
Posts: 14,690
Battle Record: 43-24


Champed
- Netcees Battle League
- 1-2 Punch Onslaught
- 1-2 Punch League
- Hot or Thot Roast
- Hot or Thot 2018
- Fight Night 11
- NPL Roast

Rep Power: 34230535
El Muffin has a brilliant futureEl Muffin has a brilliant futureEl Muffin has a brilliant futureEl Muffin has a brilliant futureEl Muffin has a brilliant futureEl Muffin has a brilliant futureEl Muffin has a brilliant futureEl Muffin has a brilliant futureEl Muffin has a brilliant futureEl Muffin has a brilliant futureEl Muffin has a brilliant future
Default

sian slob, your weight lifting days are gone
Shiit.. neck n arms already have more folds than your paper swans
( ha cool)
Your moodswings harder then you can throw hands son
An the only fatal Boxin you practised is putting a dead mum in one
(Cutthroat but execution was pretty standard . the punch didn't transition well from the setup)
Cus he shops on amazon to help when hes depressed
N buys razor blades with no reviews as they clearly work the best
(Heh clever concept butttt not too effective its pretty cool tho)
Bipolar mess, fights depression with cuts he nuts
..must suck you can only listen to Pharrel Williams' Happy one day each month
(Meh)
N wordplays dead bruv, these days gun bars all the rage
So imma launch the Bucks til you loaded... cus you cant accept the Change
( bucks/change pretty done in )
you jus a clone of cronus, honed his style while i dug yo past apart
Finding out your asian was LULZ cus course you bit something that Barks
(Hmm clever I like this kinda)
N i see ur edits last minute tryna add a howler like a faggot coward
verse going through more chop and change than Henry The Eighths marriage counsellor
(Creative )
RN you in the NC archives lookin for ideas to reuse em again
so im exhuming the corpse of that exhuman just to do it to death
(Ok)
..Cus your not a tough guy, ur the bipolar lost his touch type
I had to bring up ur dead mum to remind you what a cold hard body looks like
(Eghhh should be much harder but it isn't imo)

You're always last to be picked in battling events. should've fled dummy
If anyone says 'get wel on the card!' it's for signing 1 i'll send barc w/ creds money
(Lmao . shots fired at barc too but this is funny )
Fly out my goons to maim the UK, we grip steel then aim it at prey
& Everyone Influenza cold killer w/ the hawks, ur whole team catch avian strains
(A little too much . I got it but it came off as choppy to me )
Besides Brits ain't want u to rep since skills lack clear; u wack queer
Now u'll take revenge, but they knew u couldn't 'command a 'ship' w/ that shitty blackbeard
(Ok)
Plug up this dumbfuck in dirty dishwater. I'll drown up his face
Call me a Flo Stopper. cuz the Synchros up while I connected his mouth to the drain
(Ok)
It's best to keep a guard dog to alert cops when yo head gets beat
After i bash your Melancholy the rescue breed bringing help to the depressive scene
(Dope like I hate it but I recognize this was cool )
By heavens grace u'll rest in a better place cuz i shoot great
These bullets will travel Enya & 'only time will tell' if Real lives to see a new age
(Reference lost on me )
Lol @ yo catfished ex in hot or thot...c'mon nobody believin u smash
You thot 'hidin behind a fake picture made it safe' but nah ur just easier to crack
(Ohohooooooo this was the most creative bar in the battle easily )
Worked your way to finals vs Muff but they're no lines anyone quoted
I won't short change the fact ur raise from low to midtier resembled Finnys promotion
(Nice)
This a kick in the rear, i'm the reason u champed when nick disappeared
How ironic I gave u the Rookie accomp & made you look like the biggest one here
(Ok)

Tied in quotes

Inf had lotb with the safe thing

But even then inf had less misses .. Bunch if oks..

I got inf here

Goid shit fellas


V/inf
__________________
It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you
Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople
El Muffin is offline  
Closed Thread

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:30 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
User Alert System provided by Advanced User Tagging (Lite) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2025 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
Google+