Anyone like Black Velvet?

[Amen]

Zelph loves malibu bay breeze lol.

Lol Sambuca turned Muff gay, hahaha.

[Witty]

J Cole sucks.

[Elemental P]

Originally Posted by El Muffin

Hoes love that Malibu

That shit with a mixer lil dumb bih like Mmmm mmmmmm what is this

In my head I be like "MMMMM Mmmm bitch !"- David chapelle Samuel Adams voice

xD

Drink up !!

Dawg I thought Id I was the ultimate like champion of holding my liquor considering I've spent close to a couple hundred on just myself it seems n never got black out drunk

Fuck around n had like 15 shots of sambuca?

Lost my. Phone car keys and wallet n was walking around with my pants a round my ankles looking for my keys apparently

No good

Fuuuck that all the way. 15 shots of that you shouldn't be alive.


Yooo this one dumb bitch bartender tried making sambuca shots....this dumb cunt using PLASTIC shot glasses...shit melted on the bar and had a small fire going.... welcome to the south LMFAO stupid bitch

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by Witty

J Cole sucks.

I appreciate what you're doing here.

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Elemental P

Fuuuck that all the way. 15 shots of that you shouldn't be alive.


Yooo this one dumb bitch bartender tried making sambuca shots....this dumb cunt using PLASTIC shot glasses...shit melted on the bar and had a small fire going.... welcome to the south LMFAO stupid bitch

Found out I can handle my shit usually

Before that night

Thst night I found out I'm not inhuman

Its crazy coz I was never a big drinker

These white ppl hardened me man

Exposed to more in last 2 years than my entire life

[uh-oh]

i've never heard of this.

[Elemental P]

Originally Posted by El Muffin

Found out I can handle my shit usually

Before that night

Thst night I found out I'm not inhuman

Its crazy coz I was never a big drinker

These white ppl hardened me man

Exposed to more in last 2 years than my entire life

Fam try some REAL MOONSHINE. I live in SC so not to hard to come by, had some Apple cinnamon one and peach one and OMFG that shit will put ur dick in the dirt, like 180 proof kinda shit.

And it's a different kind of drunk....hard to explain unless u had real shine before. But it's so smooth that u keep drinking it like koolaid next thing u know ur waking up the next day reevaluating your life.

[Elemental P]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

i've never heard of this.

Try it if you like blended whiskey

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Elemental P

Fam try some REAL MOONSHINE. I live in SC so not to hard to come by, had some Apple cinnamon one and peach one and OMFG that shit will put ur dick in the dirt, like 180 proof kinda shit.

And it's a different kind of drunk....hard to explain unless u had real shine before. But it's so smooth that u keep drinking it like koolaid next thing u know ur waking up the next day reevaluating your life.

I've had real moonshine bro

That shit is potennnntttt

Only twice tho and only a bit at a time coz it wasn't mine

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Amen

Zelph loves malibu bay breeze lol.

Lol Sambuca turned Muff gay, hahaha.

No .. I embarrassed myself n had to like buy a new phone n get new license n shit which took time coz I lost my wallet

I ended up finding my car keys a week later in the snow lol I had abandoned by car on the side of the road for a week lmao . so drunk I drove somewhere n lost my keys getting out the car ! Snow everywhere so it was a bitch finding em

[uh-oh]

i'm strictly bulleit or makers mark at this point in life. i feel if i'm going to poison myself i might as well shell out the 30-50 to do so

[Amen]

You're probably lucky the 1996 Lexus GS300 isn't a hot commodity, huh?

[El Muffin]

2000 @Amen

I mean I get it but lets keep it actual factual

I think the car is sexy idc ...but it ain't a 96

Its the pearl white jawn. Def don't drive around like I'm the shit but I do likrvmy car bro

[PancakeBrah]

It's no Rex, that's for sure.

[Eŋg]

i'm partial to corduroy myself. the colour doesn't really affect the touch but earthy tones, preferably.

[Amen]

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

It's no Rex, that's for sure.

That’s a fact, lol.

But Phil’s the Rex owner, not I.

I have the real DEAL STI, you flaming faggot lol.

[Diode]

Originally Posted by Infiltrate

Black velvet and that little boy smile
Black velvet with that slow southern style

Came for Alannah Myles, leaving satisfied and glad to be an old.

Something bout a pasty black haired light eyed woman with a voice like that, good lawd.

[Saint]

Repped

[Witty]

Originally Posted by Diode

Came for Alannah Myles, leaving satisfied and glad to be an old.

Something bout a pasty black haired light eyed woman with a voice like that, good lawd.

"I ask you friend, what's a fella to do?
Cause her hair is black and her eyes are blue
I took her hand, and I gave it a twirl
And I lost my heart to a Galway Girl"

[boof]

yo taggger step up so i can neg u for not knowing red velvet is just fucking chocolate cake dyed red FUCK YOU