ITT: Criminals Unite. Lets talk about your rap sheets.

[Geno]

Of course im no criminal. Upstanding citizen nowadays. But...

Pick your most trying criminal offense that either jailed you or had you on the edge thinking you might do some time. We all have SOMETHING. Even if its a traffic ticket EVERYONE has broken law at least once lol.

So i caught a dui back in 07. Had my case moved from district to circuit court on behalf of my lawyers advice to get out from in front of the judge that would be before me in district court. Apparently that particular judge had a hard on for alcohol related teaffic offenses due to his son being killed in an incident related to drunk driving.

Lawyer said idc if your first offense this guy is drop the hammer on your head. Best to move up to circuit court. So i did.

Went in front of judge Pamela North who gave me a year probation. Well of course my drinking ass wasnt done. Went out pissed one night after arguing with the old lady at the time.. Got drunk. Hopped in mynoldsmobile LSS 1999 model. Last year it was made. Well. Needless to say a month after buying the car i totalled iy. Was doing 120 over a bridge ans didnt see the black envoy ahead at all. Well my tire blew. Sent my shooting accross lanes into oncoming traffic. It was late so no cars coming. But i was on a two way bridge and richoted off the one wall back accross swiping the fuck out of the gmc envoy and then damn near going off the bridge into the chesapeake. Somehow my car went from on the wall back to the road and i continued driving like holy fuck. Had a homie in the car with me. I lulled off on another rd and he jumped out and changed my tire to the spare. Well my drunk ass went right back the way i had come and police were there waiting for me. Caught dwi. Leaving scene. And several other driving citations. Several. What an idiot. Right? Ik wtf.

Woke up in jail. Car totalled. Went before pamela north again and ended up.doing my year back up time. In 08. Smh. Stupid as fuck. Needless to say. Thank god ive matured a bit and dont no more. Im a mess when i drink man. Especially back then. Anyway..

Who else has a story?

[Elemental P]

I'm sure Hush the biggest baddest most gangster Gucci gang here. Breaking the law is stupid and I hope they all get shot while trying to pick they pants up faggots.

[Geno]

Lmnop

[Elemental P]

Nah I ain't the much a dick but foreal. People who break the law know what they're doing.
I smoke weed and pop pills I'm prescribed that's it. I have Itlian and Irish in me and I still sway from.the bullshit.

[El Muffin]

Lmaoooo

Lol @ I'm Italian n Irish so I'm genetically predisposed

don't mk me eat u

Don't knock a Niggas hustle we all don't live with moms

[Geno]

Originally Posted by Elemental P

Nah I ain't the much a dick but foreal. People who break the law know what they're doing.
I smoke weed and pop pills I'm prescribed that's it. I have Itlian and Irish in me and I still sway from.the bullshit.

Ok. Big ups to the law abiding citizen. I commend you. Srs. But most of us have had something.

I feel the same way btw. Im to old for the dumb shit man. Have had enough of it in my lifetime. Believe me

[GUDELJ]

Good thread, I’ll be tuning in the whole way through.

[Geno]

Ya idk. Was bored. Thought maybe some lolz would be had. Seems no one wants to play. Whatever.

Delete thread.

[Elemental P]

Yea I got stories and done stupid shit. We all have. I don't have to air it. I've had guns pulled on me before, that ain't gangsta. Some boys tried jumping my cuzin and got ran the fuck over. They we're all jacked on meth too. Something Muffin knows all about right g

[Geno]

I wasnt talking bout gangsta shit man lol. Thats a whole different story. I was talking bout actual court shit thats documented. That u been through maybe learbed something from. Real shit. Not braggin or talking about your gangsta

[Elemental P]

Originally Posted by Genocide

I wasnt talking bout gangsta shit man lol. Thats a whole different story. I was talking bout actual court shit thats documented. That u been through maybe learbed something from. Real shit. Not braggin or talking about your gangsta

Getting caught slipping ain't cool. Got friends that did too. Only thing I ever had to go to court for is not having insurance on my fuckin car lmao.

[El Muffin]

Geno I've done and am currently doiing wild shit but never been hemmed up

Never been locked up for a good amount of time .. Not even a week

So I've lucked out

Only decent charge I caught I got expunged due to have a connect thru fam w/ the D.A where I was

Should of seen Niggas faces at. What was it thr 2nd appearance after pretrial when the notorious D.A gestured me of all ppl to come speak to him before my shit could even pop off

A handshake and a " don't want to see you again young man" later?

Out that bih

Thk god for well to do relatives that accomadated that old fart on many occasions

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by El Muffin

don't mk me eat u

[El Muffin]

Lmao @Knucklehead

Hey seth xD

u mk me grin sometimes no homo

[Flow]

My teacher brought up my dad once, sore subject an so i dropped the nut on him. Got put under house arrest for it being a first time offence. Was slick played alot of xbox etc. Then my mum cut the chord on me an so I started having the neighbour girl round to listen music an spy on the neighbours. Became totally obsessed that my one neighbour was some serial killer type because i have dillusions of grandeur an paranoia. Anyway bloke caught me one day so he starts banging my mum. Wasnt cool with that so broke my house arrest. This went on for a while an I was on last warning after breaking into the guys house. In the end he was a murderer so they give me a early release for good behaviour.

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Jay Welsh

My teacher brought up my dad once, sore subject an so i dropped the nut on him

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must be a Welsh thing coz iono wtf that means other than u bussing on a nigga

[Elemental P]

I spent one night in jail that's it. Petty larceny.

[Flow]

Originally Posted by El Muffin

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must be a Welsh thing coz iono wtf that means other than u bussing on a nigga

Lol means headbuttin in uk

[Danze]

Originally Posted by Jay Welsh

Lol means headbuttin in uk

The ol' "Port Talbot Nod".

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Jay Welsh

Lol means headbuttin in uk

"Nut" here = semen or one of your balls

For ex : Catch this nut = bih waiting for u to ejaculate on her eager mouth n tongue

Man I miss her :( gawdddd

Lotta hoes cum shy

Cept the ones u don't give af about