I pop Extenze on occasion

[Amen]

You see nothing and that's a fact.

You smutting smutts. NO accolades with that. Read your shit - looking foolish, bro. You not poking your chest out typing these walls of text? FOH, dummy.

Take your ass to bed, b.

[Elemental P]

Originally Posted by Amen

Lmaooooooooooooooo

This nigga going to take them to jerk off.

Can't get pussy bro? JESUS...

I'm done w/ this thread.

Hey hey hey..... I'm just curious that's all lmao. Was a legitimate question.


I've only had 1 time where I could not get my dick up for this chick, idk if it was cuz my tramadol synthetic pain killer) but it was like trying to smash a gummi worm in her... Didn't work so I ate her out from the back.

The next day, my cuzin gave me half a bottle horny goat weed. I fucked her str8 eyes (bitch had a slight lazy I think I might have smashed it more out of alignment.)
She did say I was the best guy to eat her out tho so I was like that's cool.shudup and bend over (her face was meh but she had a fat ass)

Long story short, does it feel better to jack off on Extense LMFAO

[Elemental P]

Amen you just don't like shit do you. I know God damn well if ur wife wants to cuddle...boy you getting to work or.going on the couch probably.

Shit I like 4 play and cuddles when I'm lazy. Usually laying my chub on her butt is a relaxing cuddle to me til 4 play happens for 3hrs then it's Super Smash Bros Melee

[Elemental P]

Amen you just don't like shit do you. I know God damn well if ur wife wants to cuddle...boy you getting to work or.going on the couch probably.

Shit I like 4 play and cuddles when I'm lazy. Usually laying my chub on her butt is a relaxing cuddle to me til 4 play happens for 3hrs then it's Super Smash Bros Melee

[Amen]

Originally Posted by Elemental P

Amen you just don't like shit do you. I know God damn well if ur wife wants to cuddle...boy you getting to work or.going on the couch probably.

Shit I like 4 play and cuddles when I'm lazy. Usually laying my chub on her butt is a relaxing cuddle to me til 4 play happens for 3hrs then it's Super Smash Bros Melee

Nah, she uses that term "snuggle" to aggravate me because she knows I hate it lol. I'm not that type tho - smash and keep it moving... Too hot for someone elses body heat all over me loll... I keep it 100. Lay the pipe, stay on your side of the bed when done - I need breathing room LOL.

[Elemental P]

Originally Posted by Amen

Nah, she uses that term "snuggle" to aggravate me because she knows I hate it lol. I'm not that type tho - smash and keep it moving... Too hot for someone elses body heat all over me loll... I keep it 100. Lay the pipe, stay on your side of the bed when done - I need breathing room LOL.

Lol.man my ex would have kicked my ass...bro even when I smashed from behind she would say shit like (oh you wanna fuck me from behind so u don't have to see my face) this bitch legit said that. LMFAO but nah she actually gorgeous and has a beautiful face but I like doggy style who don't. She was insecure tho cuz she used to be overweight till.i fucked her in shape. I'd post her pic but idk how to on this site

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Amen

You see nothing and that's a fact.

You smutting smutts. NO accolades with that. Read your shit - looking foolish, bro. You not poking your chest out typing these walls of text? FOH, dummy.

Take your ass to bed, b.

Nope not even

U projecting . I can give af about what u deem an accolade . I'm not here to impress you nor any other nigga with how I treat women regardless if they don't end up worth it or not .

If I'm not mistaken ain't nothing but swinging dicks in here

Shit was long because I felt like describing the dynamic here which is unlike any place I've been

It pays to be a good dude. Lol @ smutting smuts . ain't no one I ever dated was on some red flag shit during the relationship n if and when they did? We go diffy ways . its simple

Saw her start to waver. so I left joie (we broke up literally 4 days after she got high n subsequently started goin on adventures with this tweaker bitch). she turned smut like even perceivable by the common eye publicly then segwayed into a full blown addiction which completely made her physically unattractive

Dodged a bullet I'd say but when things were good? Even her parents were expecting caramel grandbabies n to this day still love my ass

Coz I treated their daughter with respect . until she showed how much she was undeserving

Then aired her the fuck out for trying to peg me as a bad dude . she got dumb af . tried to drum up support against me but ppl knew wtf was up

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Amen

Nah, she uses that term "snuggle" to aggravate me because she knows I hate it lol. I'm not that type tho - smash and keep it moving... Too hot for someone elses body heat all over me loll... I keep it 100. Lay the pipe, stay on your side of the bed when done - I need breathing room LOL.

U fuck ur wife

And

You

...




Keep it moving ? xD like bye bitch? Thanks for romp #2,508?

Lmao


Yeah nigga u def not the only one

Somebody rtf now putting icyhot on her strong ass Buttcheeks telling her she's amazing


That don't sound like a marriage anybody wants a part of . sound like one where you just put up with each other for sake of the kids ..or you both just stick n decide the live in limbo forever because its all one or both of you know . easiest course of action if u Will

I am not feeling that whatsoever . The fact yu think its cool n u brag about it like its something you think is admirable n humorous is very telling

I ain't brag about nothing . I'm just telling it how it is. Because its what I do and .how I was raised .. win lose or draw regardless if its successful in the end . u the type prolly don't even kiss the bitch on her lips because ur almost out of chapstick dude

Lol didn't u cheat on her ? Or someshit what's the backstory on that again? . man fuck all that noise u talking . ion want to hear about no dysfunctional ass marriage with no intimacy . both of u are dead inside . going through the motions

Do not brag about matters of the heart or TRY to make me or Anyone else feel lesser or soft (try applying this to my stance on a nigga n see where if leads tho) for being a good human being to women regardless of the circymstances. Cut that shit outtt

Ain't neither one y'all happy nigga. Makes sense why u log on here perpetually salty every day . n that's with a great job/ etc etc in b4 you start rifling off how everything is Gucci

Deep down u know it ain't my nigga

U need to reach down n recapture it

I'm happy af n that's even as a drug peddler who's had relationships combust in the most heinous matter xD

I literally just had a chick I'm not even dating tell me she loves me . at 6 am. Can provide screenshots

Ur wife tell u that because its a routine n I bet she monotone af when she tell u too

Ur entire demeanor is making sense . lol . as ridiculous as this sounds I pity you as a human being n not because of things like status / jobs etc etc but on some human lvl shit . go ahead furthermore project some more . I'm starting to get you now

[Geno]

Extenz wack dog. But i feel you. I pops this shit to. But ill buy the gas station rhino blends where ypu get one pill for like 10 bucks and it keeps you hard for a week. No pussy is safe once thats ingested. Word. Im saying my dick works just fine. But them pills the truth yo. Not extenz thi. That shit dont work. Gotta get the gas station joints. Them shits be having the dick hard as it can possibly be. I mean like that shit be so hard the pussy be terrified. Word.

[Amen]

Originally Posted by El Muffin

U fuck ur wife

And

Keep it moving ? xD

Lmao


Yeah nigga u def not the only one

Somebody rtf now putting icyhot on her strong ass Buttcheeks telling her she's amazing


That don't sound like a beautiful marriage . sound like one where you just put up with each for sake of kids ..

I am not feeling that whatsoever n. The fact y think its cool is very telling

Negative - keep reaching, tho. Virgin gone wild ass nigga.

[El Muffin]

all that shit spot on sans speculation about someone Fucking ur wife

Shit just grey af in that household

Nothing to aspire to

U sad as a motherfucker . cheer up gloss

My shit vibrant af. Seem like like every other week there's a completely new experience to be had not counting the ones I've already categoruzed n keep it casual with

Will it result in something worthwhile? Unknown . but Heyyy if there's potential ima go about it how I was raised

Def don't want bland marriage like ur stuck in or any marriage atm. with sad wife at home busting out 3000 reps on bowflex because her husband won't cuddle with her but he out sexting boyish looking Dominicans with a weave n posting evidence on netcees.org

Sad wife = strong wife

Sad husband= bald husband in disproportionate cowboy hat

Lol bro its gonna be ok but give up the holier than thou angle . that shit done n over if u coming at me with it. I am not impressed . thing is I'm not the one trying to assert some sort of uhm superiority? You do though . but j see now .. Its a ruse . clear as day

[Amen]

It's not spot on.

I don't discuss the intimacy with my wife dude. Don't need to because it's none of yours or anyones fucking business, faggot.

We been together a decade and never fight and are happy. Go live your perceived fairy tale life, dummy.

You have no idea what a married life is like, so stfu. You barely know what a relationship is like, bro...

Like I said, Keep reaching...

[Amen]

Lol boyish looking domincans.

Keep reaching, AND...



Continue fucking meth/crack heads, faggot.

[El Muffin]

Amen go head n continue the shit throwing idc

I'm done. Ion see u as any lesser of a person shit how can I

I wear all my flaws n make them visible for the world to see

No fronting whatsoever man

You and a lot of ppl like you make it seem like its all machismo n act like ur shit don't stink which is fine . inaccurate af n easily seen thru but I can't expect you to level with me .. In retrospect very understandable coz in all actuality this isn't the place for it

Just know I'm like this everywhere . real life . social media . what have you

It just becomes annoying to see that approach you take n know better but

Lets keep it moving . go head get ur last barb out coz I'm not entertaining it further

[Amen]

LOL - ok.

[El Muffin]

Word a girl that I loved at one point that's now cracked out beyond belief

Common knowledge that I've elaborated on quite a bit

My past is easily rifled through with many potholes and disasters strewn about . I put them out there after all correct? Put a name to everyone (that's how that pic was sourced after all even tho we've been separated for over a year). put my own personal mishaps n character struggles out there

I'm not here trying to make it seem as if everything is always grand in this here life my nigga

Thsts just one chapter in an unfinished book bro

N I'm currently another 4 chapters past that in the table of contents. N I'm currently happy .

So umm make of it what you will. There's plenty of it there for you to pick @ .shall we bring up the overweight n battle with depression era too? That's something else i made clear . pretty potent if u ask me

But u can never generalize my worth as a human being if u can't level with me. Thsts my issue n that's why we had this long ass argument . but its stupid . and I imagine real fkn annoying for everyone else . but u know me Idgaf . kinda realizing it should stop though. A battle of attrition with nothing to be gained whatsoever man. I said enough about you from what little info you've revealed . because its revelatory n contradicts your stance u take when you attempt to try that holier than thou route

Ur more than welcome to proceed I'm really like starting to become disillusioned with the idea of sitting her attacking a small but noticeable crack in your costume

[Amen]

Originally Posted by Amen

LOL - ok.

[El Muffin]

Ima chill on the long posts too

But aye

Shit can't be summed up simply if I'm gonna stay in character

My fb posts are much worse . xD somewhat well received .. Especially when it's drama lol

Edit: aight I see you . no hard feelings man . over n out

[Amen]

Bro, you talking out your ass. Assert superiority? Nah - just laughing at you mostly. No where did I compare MY LIFE WITH YOURS. Would never because MY LIFE > YOURS, in all honesty lollll... SO no need for me to do that dumb shit plus it doesn't matter man. Ultimately it's your life and as long as your content with that - it's good shit for you.

I on the other hand just like to get you hyped up and rage posting because it's funny. And you always trying to take personal shots spewing bullshit out LOL which is cool - I don't take to heart but sometimes have to let you know how it is. And by doing so you immediately take the defensive stance and start talking stupid shit.

Nothing you type is factual and all hear say/opinions. When I"m coaching you on how to potentially turn your life around - same. Take it or leave it. I think the general consensus about you is your heading down a dark path in life dude. And for the most part - I strongly believe people want to see you succeed rather then fail.

Feel me? Keep doing you tho, BUM lol...

[dull boy]

Just skimming this thread gave me a better sense of just how dumb must of you are.