LMFAO WITNESS PROTECTION GOT GLOSS THE BOSS HIDING OUT IN COWBOY FUCKSVILLE NOWHERETOWN BUT HIS LIPS R STILL GLOSSY AND HE TAKING A PIECE OF HIS HOMETOWN WITH HIM( roast of gloss pt2.) - Page 6

Vulgar · 03-25-2018, 08:03 PM

His dating profile headline says: "HECTOR. HITMAN. I WANT THE CULO. 702-231-4242..."

Lookn like a USB fighter

Lookin like he has an illegal fannypack smuggling business

Lookin like the code words to get into his house is "Guac, bro. Did you bring the guac?"

Lookin like he digs graves at the Digital Underground

Serial entrepreneur: founder and managing director at CuntRoller Systems Inc

Lookin like he incrementally buys timeshares at Neverland Ranch

The Fast Traction Hero

Lookin like the mayor of Pokelahoma

He moonlights as Moonlight in a cosplay drama called The Sun, the Moon, and the Shriveled Dick

Lookin like he pops waterbeds at furniture stores and fills them with orange GoGurt

Lookin like he only speaks if you recite the lyrics of Weezer songs backwards in a NY accent

Amen · 03-25-2018, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghost1

The cover art for finny does dallas

This slaughtered me LMFAO.

Batty · 03-25-2018, 08:53 PM

This nigga lookin like he about to say YOU'LL NEVER FORGET THE NAME OF...... GOLD DUST

Lost his hat, it was immediately returned to Glosst and Found.

Flashy grapefruit salesman

This nigga eats expired Lunchables with the cast from Ned's Declassified

He runs a gay cowboy themed nightclub in Wyoming called PEGGING PAUL'S HUNK HAVEN

Glossed in Translation

Runs a firework stand that only sells sparklers

Wardrobe provided by: Queer Eye for the Gay Guy

He shaves his chest hairs with startled armidillos

AKA The Unibrowbomber

Competes in chili cook offs and always puts too much ghost peppers

This nigga tried to put a Decepticon tape into an mp3 player

he lets lesser fag put pop rocks in their butt and fart on his mustache

This nigga drive a purple Silverado with bicycle rims and a novelty horn

Rooster Cockburn

03-25-2018, 08:03 PM	#101
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	His dating profile headline says: "HECTOR. HITMAN. I WANT THE CULO. 702-231-4242..." Lookn like a USB fighter Lookin like he has an illegal fannypack smuggling business Lookin like the code words to get into his house is "Guac, bro. Did you bring the guac?" Lookin like he digs graves at the Digital Underground Serial entrepreneur: founder and managing director at CuntRoller Systems Inc Lookin like he incrementally buys timeshares at Neverland Ranch The Fast Traction Hero Lookin like the mayor of Pokelahoma He moonlights as Moonlight in a cosplay drama called The Sun, the Moon, and the Shriveled Dick Lookin like he pops waterbeds at furniture stores and fills them with orange GoGurt Lookin like he only speaks if you recite the lyrics of Weezer songs backwards in a NY accent Last edited by Vulgar; 03-25-2018 at 08:12 PM.

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03-25-2018, 08:53 PM	#103
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	This nigga lookin like he about to say YOU'LL NEVER FORGET THE NAME OF...... GOLD DUST Lost his hat, it was immediately returned to Glosst and Found. Flashy grapefruit salesman This nigga eats expired Lunchables with the cast from Ned's Declassified He runs a gay cowboy themed nightclub in Wyoming called PEGGING PAUL'S HUNK HAVEN Glossed in Translation Runs a firework stand that only sells sparklers Wardrobe provided by: Queer Eye for the Gay Guy He shaves his chest hairs with startled armidillos AKA The Unibrowbomber Competes in chili cook offs and always puts too much ghost peppers This nigga tried to put a Decepticon tape into an mp3 player he lets lesser fag put pop rocks in their butt and fart on his mustache This nigga drive a purple Silverado with bicycle rims and a novelty horn Rooster Cockburn