WERE AFTER A SUBSTITUTE FOR ORC IN THE HOT OR THOT TOURNEY - GET IN QUICK!!!

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So like, this idiot put diet coke inside of a Gatorade bottle for some reason, and the bottle keeps popping when he closes the lid and puts it on the conference table. Clearly, he didn't tighten the lid and spilled diet fucking coke all over my conference table after it popped from the base a 3rd time. Why the fuck is that happening? Can you not put carbonated substances in Gatorade bottles or something?

I'm debating;

1. Beat his fucking ass - lose my job.
2. Tell him it's ok and call my Non English speaking Columbian Administrative Assistant to clean it up.
3. Tell him, his resume will be considered - and he will be contacted - never contacting him.
4. Just walk the fuck out, not returning and see how long he sits there waiting before actually leaving as I watch from across the hall.

This shit is eating away at my soul, right now. Had to vent, and this was the 1st thread that opened in my phone. UGH...