The Sexucators vs. Jihad Against The Machine

[Saint]

RL 2005 Tag Tourney:

Pulse:
These fags wanna test our fire? Watch Pulse play the death provider
Leave Slot & Eq so punch-drunk, they’d fail a fucking breathalyzer
These vets are liars… your last round, let’s say it was weak, shall we?
Cuz I don’t think anyone expected terrorists to hold a peace rally
Won by a weak tally… Jihad? C’mon, you can’t even rhyme hard
And if these cats are so radical, how come their lines aren’t?
Equation’s a prime target, this Arab’s a silly ho… really though
I’ll lean back and milk this victory, Eq’ll go back to milking goats
Your skill’s a joke, I don’t play around, y’all need to pray for help
Cuz Slot Machine is so broke you couldn’t even play yourself
I’m raisin’ hell, when I storm through, show no remorse, duke
I always bring beef to battles, but for Eq, I’ll bring the pork too

Mister Darcy:
you fuckers don't matter.. last round had us bustin in laughter
y'all can paint the town red twice after such a brush with disaster
you chumps aren't a factor, watch how we breeze in this bitch
y'all can't fuck with our guns... but still leave pistol whipped
i'm lethal with wit... fuck holy war, this Jihad's like a nuisance
and what kind of Slot Machine can't even handle my two cents?
it's gettin ugly.. lives will flash from violent raps and more abuse
man.. hurricane victims wouldn't loot what's in store for you..
..yo Equation, i'm a virgin, that remark oughta just thrill you
i guess this is the promised land, i swore to Allah I'd kill you..
Slot Machine is no help, droppin such babble, obviously rattled
check the rankings... we already got the top Slot in this battle..

vs

Equation:
i admit, last round i was weak, but this section’s sick
Pulse so desperate, he teamed up with someone his best friend bit
darcy gotta be crazy, its got him destroyed in this fight
he teamed up with a canadian bitch to fill the voyd in his life
and it ain’t his virginity, ....darcy, dont' act suprised
cause when i die, i got a thousand virgins waiting in paradise
i'm a suicide bomber with a rep that scares thugs
couple bombs strapped to my chest and i want to give y'all bear hugs
so pulse claims he’s a drinker? but i’m a thug that’s a thinker
and the content of my flow could definitely fuck up his liver
i'm not homophobic....me trying to insult them? hardly
but there's a reason why there are 2 Pulses in Darcy

Slot Machine:
It’s the end of the road Darcy, this is where you fall from grace
Can the virgin win the tourney? Nah, he’ll never go all the way
We stand tall today, I know I got you amateurs nervous
Check the exchange rate Pulse, anything from Canada’s worth-less
This tandem is perfect, each letter typed is a stroke of genius
Uppercut your jaw so hard you’ll be speaking broken english
You know I mean it, we give out lickings like stamp collectors
Jihad'll beat you left and right til you call us ambidextrous
Hope yall planned your exit, you're saying goodbye tonight mate
The trouble I'm brewing makes Pulse look like a lightweight
Shouldn't try the high stakes, you won't go the distance this time
I'm bringing your skills into question like they witnessed a crime