1-2 Week 4 Magazine.

[Allen Knight]

Week 4 1-2 Punchline Magazine

Intro

It's Time for the week 4 Maggy for u pussy niggas & shit already started retarded, Asian Aero bit Zelph already this week LOL he bit a zelph bar tho, let that sink in to how much of a weirdo faggot he is, aero proves to me he's a broke asian that lives over the top of a panda house in a studio apartment w/ cardboard boxes as furniture & he works for that same panda house doin delieverys on a 10speed mongoose, he's booted out the league forever, now he has more time to practice throwin hadunkens & watchin kung Fu hustle on basic cable. But this past week was good only 2 N/S dopes shit yah'll some really good bars too & some close battles, thats watsup yah'll barring out, but lets get into this mag.

Battle Reviews

Bash 2-0 Vs Infiltration 2-0

This was a onesided battle tbh, Bash dropped the ball here imo, the trey/lunch bars are beyond played & if wasn't flipped like some fresh fire, voters felt the same, pick it up this week bruh. Infiltration had a good bar here, that spot-on concept was pretty dope imo. He took the battle, props to him.[/b]


Cyrax 2-0 Vs Chyeahhh!!! 2-0

This was another onesided one, Chyeah concept was pretty old but i thought he woulda flipped it better tbh it was to wordy to me & that held it back from hitting good, work on that this week dawg. Cyrax had a nice bar tbh, i never seen that concept before, worded smooth. I like his shit so far & he hasn't been slackin, he won this & props to him.



Destroyer 2-0 Vs Schadenfreude 1-1

This was a cool battle, I liked schades bar but the concept was fire i think he worded it a lil off cuz i thought it coulda been a haymaker. Des had a nice n/p pretty fresh on him that hit good, this was a good battle so props to both but des got the dub.


Bags 1-1 Vs Diablo 1-1

This was a decent one both lines coulda been doper imo, i thought diablo had the better concept but his wording was kinda off shoulda been harsher. Bags line was cool, he put it together pretty solid, this was closer imo then the votes showed. Bags won this props u faggot.



Aero 1-1 Vs Witty 1-1

Witty had a dope line that beat the asian bitter, i wanna say something about aeros line cuz it was nice but idk if he stole that shit to so i won't but i'll say this ....ur a faggot aero. Witty had a nice creative bar that i thought was nice, he won props.



Cred 1-1 Vs Pinot Grij 1-1

This was a BOTW, both dropped nice bars.
Cred had the hide & go seek jawn which i seen the concept but he flipped it nice so i liked that shit. Pinot bar was fire tho, i didnt even think or seen a harambe concept & he worded it smooth as fuck shit hit nice. Creds bar prolly woulda beat alot of ppl, this shit Went back & forth in votes but pinot took home the W, props to both.


Innovator 1-1 Vs Kin 1-1p

This one was Ight, both shoulda dropped fire tho, Inno i thought he won tho becuz its Vader bomb not Vator bomb so kins bar was a stretch to me but the voters felt kin won & he got the Victory but step it up next week guys.



2tripple0 0-2 Vs Bishop Blanco 0-2

Bishop won this pretty easy, he had decent bar but wordin was still rough on it, need to make ur shit smoother & harsh hittin, remember less is more sometimes. Trip is gettin the idea because this week was a better attempt but word ur shit harsher.



Certain 0-1 Vs YDK 0-1


This was a clean sweep, ydk kinda did the same shit bar did on cert but it wasn't hittin tbh bland to me. Certain had a cool bar nothing crazy but wire bars are always good in my book & i like the personal he had mixed w/ it he took the win.






Chemist 1-0 Vs Slechtn 0-0

This was a ok battle both bars were decent imo, i thought slechtn won off the bat tho but this went back in forth in votes, really down to the wire but slechtn took the win. Step it up this week yah'll, drop some fire.



Hush 0-0 Vs R!cantheroyz 0-0

I saw ricans hospital sign concept on nc1 done on hush so tbh it wasn't fresh to me but his wasn't bad it was ight just not worded great. I thought hushs bar was funny & worded good. He won this in votes.




ALTE 0-0 Vs TeckNeek 0-0

This battle went back & forth in votes, honestly it felt like a battle from 2003, I didnt like alte bar it was broader line pause worthy & teck wasn't much better but good enough to win this battle.

[Allen Knight]

Top Punches

In no Order


Orc

Lars gave u a gift&& me n Hush unknowingly helpd u hide ya face
Doggg; It's pathetic how BOTH times you built a Positive Rep that shit was by mistake


Infiltration

I'm on the frontline; one punch and this pussy'll leave bleedin
My hits are spot-on, dog... you'd think I'm killin this bug like topical flea treatment


Destroyer


get smacked, stuck & gored. u got fans, but they're bored
I'm over schad doe, like all my bars do when stacked up to yours


Schadenfreude

.500 gawd, the weakest bars niggas ever wrote have slaughtered ya
I’m another case, cuz People vs Schad type different like court stenographers.


Cyrax

you dont want beef pussy.. duel glocks spray till dudes ova
i can tell this Jerk-Chicken. i'll put'em to sleep from 2 pieces like food coma


Pinot Grij

Banged ur chick once, now she clingy af, can't get the ho out the crib
I call that bitch Haram-Bae - it'd take a fuckin' bullet fo' she let go of the kid


Cred


Ur girl loves the pipe, a freak n be swallowin loads 6 times a week
That bitch cover her face wit more kids than moms playin hide n seek


Witty


...u'll go to ur bed and wake with me over ur head like a dream catcher
Aimin' the beam at ya...
...your country or mine, bitch, you can get this work anywhere like a freelancer

Power Ranks

1. Infiltration

2. Destroyer

3. Cyrax

4. Orc

5. Pinot Grij

6. Witty

7. Hush

8. Bags

9. Bash

10. Cred


Honorable mention: Schadenfreude, Greed

Battle of the week

Cred Vs Pinot Grij


Cred

Ur girl loves the pipe, a freak n be swallowin loads 6 times a week
That bitch cover her face wit more kids than moms playin hide n seek


Vs


Pinot Grij

Banged ur chick once, now she clingy af, can't get the ho out the crib
I call that bitch Haram-Bae - it'd take a fuckin' bullet fo' she let go of the kid


Winner: Pinot Grij

[Allen Knight]

Dope Tracks

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[Allen Knight]

WTF'S

WTF@ aero really bittin zelph, u should be ashamed of ur self
WTF@ barcotic being a absolute faggot every site hes on frfr, life must suck to be that corny
WTF@ all these bombings this past week, shit is gettin outta control
WTF@ niggas talkin about votes after i been said not to but bans are happin from now on
WTF@ the seahawks always lossin to the rams, them niggas have there number

WTF@ baseball being on still, i forgot it was even goin

outro

There it is u sonofabitches, Week 4 MAG Wrapped up, this season has alot of talent HOFFERS & new comers looks real dope, glad we weeded out all the trash ppl & faggots these past weeks. Now we can get to just droppin some dope bars. I wanted to drop shit on time but had to do real life shit but next week i got this. Im lookin forward to seeing who makes it the the seasons first title match. Goodluck to everyone, pz from the homie AK.

[Allen Knight]

Previews will be edited in when i have time to do them or one the ppl that said they would send them.

[Hearder Hearder]

My stolen punch should be in that top punches section just saying

But good work

[Allen Knight]

Originally Posted by Hearder Hearder

My stolen punch should be in that top punches section just saying

But good work

Stfu faggot that shit was trash & u lyin about sendin me shit is a pussy move.

Post around me again today an im bannin u on sight forever.

[Hearder Hearder]

I sent you what I had until hush said he was gonna do them then I assumed you'd just toss mine and use his obv

[Allen Knight]

u just proved u lied in the chat sayin u sent me previews in-front of everyone LOl.

Lyin ass faggot keep it movin, acting like i didn't have a mag.


Im goin back to work, will have them done when i get home cuz no one helps shit but loves to cry about every.

[Maximus]

props for the effort

[Hearder Hearder]

Smh Octobers right around the corner

[Chemist]

bruh hearder, just get em done wtf. lol

[Hearder Hearder]

Originally Posted by Chemist

bruh hearder, just get em done wtf. lol

Ok but you gotta help me tho

Do half then pm me what you have

[TeckNeek]

Roflmaooooo props on the mag @Allen Knight. Straight roastin. Lol

[2tripple0]

Aye keep up good work @ak you been keeping shit nice..... And thanks for mag this week....

[Blanco Bishop]

Dope.


Smh @Aero.

[Cred]

Dope shit brogawd @Allen Knight


Wow @ that Banks track tho. Heat.

[Slechtn]

ight nice lil mag here

[Orc]

Thanks ak

[Adonis]

Good mag, as a beginner, a 10 year battle rookie, I really was hoping you'd give some sort of pointer in the form of no show shine. I have no clue what I'm doing here, but I'm here