My 3 fav text bars

Toil · 03-17-2016, 02:54 PM

Here's some of my favs I pulled together for another forum a few years ago.

They were dope in the context of battling at the time, but can look weaker compared to how writing styles have changed now... E.g. 'Foil your plan and stick it in the microwave' was hella creative then but not sure it would stand out now.

"cus i'ma foil your plan, then toss it in the microwave" - L Evasion
"you look like a million bucks..at the start of hunting season" - Relentless Fist
"ur career lies in ruins for picking bones like an archeologist's" - Storm G
"u get so nervous the butterflies in ya stomach go back to the pupa " - Storm G
"like crashed computers; more so, youll need a data recover" - Sur
"dumb rhymes with Numb(haha), I gotta carefree attitude
ya know what rhymes with trash? Anyone that collabs with you" - L Evasion
"you winning is 'once in a blue moon' to colour blind dogs" - Relentless Fist
"its only funny till he loses an eye, then its hilarious" - Relentless Fist
"i put cheap skates on thin ice, like bums playing hockey" - Storm G
"beating yous like stealing candy from a baby..that died at birth" - Note
"have you breathing thru plastic like janet jacksons nose" - Espionage
"youre dead in the long run, like fat kids with asthma" - Aloe
"so ya going thru a dry spell..like shamans in a flooding village" - Ajax
"if ur lip is having a bad time, I can make it swell" - Storm G
"Cane'll break you into a thousand Peaces, like a 70s rock concert" - Cane
"Let's talk about my win percentage, since you brought it up" - Rudge 1
"You weren't dropped on your head, it was more of a throw" - Advance
"I don't stutter bitch, but no one would accept you except you" - Storm Chamber
"Cuz I'll let my fists do the talking, like some hand puppets" - Storm Chamber
"The L's right for you, like you had your headphones on backwards" - Nebs
"Nebs is even to short to ride on his emotional roller coaster" - Resin
"I guess light is faster than sound, i thought you shined before i heard you" - Rudge1
"look here, 'threes a crowd'..like the audience at your concert" - Resin
"that light over ya heads not an idea..its heaven openin up" - Radius
"we know you 'live out of a suitcase' like ventriloquist dolls" - Relentless Fist
"and while you stop at labyrinths I never cease to a maze" - Axl Prose
"cus you're a fruit who 'sleeps with more pricks' than a bed of roses" - BladeRunner

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03-17-2016, 02:54 PM	#33
Toil Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 137 Battle Record: 5-1 Rep Power: 2785774	Here's some of my favs I pulled together for another forum a few years ago. They were dope in the context of battling at the time, but can look weaker compared to how writing styles have changed now... E.g. 'Foil your plan and stick it in the microwave' was hella creative then but not sure it would stand out now. "cus i'ma foil your plan, then toss it in the microwave" - L Evasion "you look like a million bucks..at the start of hunting season" - Relentless Fist "ur career lies in ruins for picking bones like an archeologist's" - Storm G "u get so nervous the butterflies in ya stomach go back to the pupa " - Storm G "like crashed computers; more so, youll need a data recover" - Sur "dumb rhymes with Numb(haha), I gotta carefree attitude ya know what rhymes with trash? Anyone that collabs with you" - L Evasion "you winning is 'once in a blue moon' to colour blind dogs" - Relentless Fist "its only funny till he loses an eye, then its hilarious" - Relentless Fist "i put cheap skates on thin ice, like bums playing hockey" - Storm G "beating yous like stealing candy from a baby..that died at birth" - Note "have you breathing thru plastic like janet jacksons nose" - Espionage "youre dead in the long run, like fat kids with asthma" - Aloe "so ya going thru a dry spell..like shamans in a flooding village" - Ajax "if ur lip is having a bad time, I can make it swell" - Storm G "Cane'll break you into a thousand Peaces, like a 70s rock concert" - Cane "Let's talk about my win percentage, since you brought it up" - Rudge 1 "You weren't dropped on your head, it was more of a throw" - Advance "I don't stutter bitch, but no one would accept you except you" - Storm Chamber "Cuz I'll let my fists do the talking, like some hand puppets" - Storm Chamber "The L's right for you, like you had your headphones on backwards" - Nebs "Nebs is even to short to ride on his emotional roller coaster" - Resin "I guess light is faster than sound, i thought you shined before i heard you" - Rudge1 "look here, 'threes a crowd'..like the audience at your concert" - Resin "that light over ya heads not an idea..its heaven openin up" - Radius "we know you 'live out of a suitcase' like ventriloquist dolls" - Relentless Fist "and while you stop at labyrinths I never cease to a maze" - Axl Prose "cus you're a fruit who 'sleeps with more pricks' than a bed of roses" - BladeRunner