so I'm banging this 7.5 married woman..........

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Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

Clearly thinking outside the box is beyond you so I'll dumb it down.

Single guy signs up for AM and portrays himself as an unhappy married guy

All the unhappy married women on a site like that will literally jump on the first dick that's not attached to their husband. That's why they are there.

Bang a different chick like Mrs. 7.5 every week

Ez


I don't do it cause my wife is a 7.5 and awesome, had three of my kids and got my name tatted on her. Respect is given where it is due



But someone like u should totally try it certain. I'm sure there are Bbw there for u to make walrus love to. Yw

Calling me dumb really doesn't work because no one would believe you're smarter than me. But let me give it to you in terms you might be able to understand:

Ashley Madison was a proven hoax site.

Ashley Madison's membership was estimated at 98 percent male.

Ashley Madison cost money to use.

Ashley Madison ran background checks to ensure members were married (though the enforcement of this policy is believed to be part of the hoax).

Ashley Madison recently was disemboweled by hackers.

But you totally are the type of guy to spend money only to wind up frozen out of an account with a hoax website, then have his e-mail address and bank account information plastered around the Internet.

Smart move, homie.