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Originally Posted by sraL

lmao this faggot again?

Probly not for long since I always feel suicidal and get writers block whenever you guys pick on me. I may be a faggot, but you're an AIDS terrorist :P

I probly won't write anything thats in my prose, since I am so legendary... Especially when attempting to write with structure.

I don't really care that much, tbh. But, reading shit here is definitely inspiring... just time consuming.

I'd wreck you in a "who's whiter" rap competition, so don't even attempt to challenge the undisputed champ. I know you try, though. I can be your mentor, if you like.