HELLO MY NAME IS ... - Page 4

Witty · 02-09-2016, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

Yea...that is too bad. A REAL FUCKING SHAME. FUCKING DICK HEAD MOTHERFUCKER. seriously tho I let a 300lb Hawaiin finger fuck my asshole while I jerked off onto a purple 2 dollar salvation army women's peacoat w three 3 fingers an each one is that size of ur wrist. Now I just lie awake at nite an think of how things used to be.

Nothing has ever been in my butthole, I have an inherent fear of it for some reason, like it makes me feel uncomfortable even typing this.

Do u tho.

My Granny is sick, her ribcage is crushing her lungs, gonna go to see her tomorrow, bit of a road trip but worth it.

Jk hope she dies.

Nah rly tho I don't lmao I need to find the line.

Jk fuck that bitch.

Nah but for real, she's amazing.

Witty · 02-09-2016, 08:42 PM

Does sometimes it show a black thread title like there was a new post but it was just you? Does that for me, that's why I'm posting this.

uh-oh · 02-09-2016, 08:42 PM

Bags you got inner ones? I read the inner ones give the shit in the blood

I google image searched hemorrhoids and after throwing up everywhere i tried taking a pic of my butthole so i could compare and contrast. Basically hemorrhoids on google look like pink socks in porn. Like a sloppy blown out asshole. Mine is like a little bubble like maybe the size of an eraser probably smaller. More like a q tip but its flesh colored not pink/meat colored.

Bastard hurts tho i just took a shit and the shitting doesnt hurt but the wiping is difficult. Had to soak the TP and then dab it dry

Im falling apart bros

Inno · 02-09-2016, 08:51 PM

Uh oh if it makes you feel better I once grew another asshole.

Literally. It was a cist with a volcano peak

Ghost1 · 02-09-2016, 08:56 PM

Yea mine is like the pink sock pretty much just a bunch of inner ones hanging out depending on the day or if I used prep h.....on a good day they stay in me ....my butt git meat flaps at this point tho. Literally just an awful war zone back there. Urs sounds different from mine.

Witty · 02-09-2016, 09:00 PM

Dudes better wish my granny well or else.

Ghost1 · 02-09-2016, 09:03 PM

Lmao lold irl at I hope she dies. Smh lmao.

Witty · 02-09-2016, 09:13 PM

Lmao she's the best person ever tho.

Also a little bit racist.

uh-oh · 02-09-2016, 09:14 PM

Sending my prayers to wittys irish grandma. I dont pray but i wish her well.

And yea bags that sounds horrific. Im relieved to hear it and jealous that you upstaged me.

This thing hurts tho, even getting in and out of cars at work, anytime i crouch or sit down. Which is 24/7 basically.

I had an ingrown hair somewhere deep in my belly button literally last week. My belly button hurt. I was like wtf and i could sort of feel a knot in it. I thought it was a spider bite or something. But i woke up one morning and my belly button was slimy and there was like dried boogers in my belly button hair. It was gross. But im guessing the ingrown hair burst i probably scratched at it sleeping.

Hoping my body is just producing ingrown hairs now and not aids PUSTULES

Sup bodey

Witty · 02-09-2016, 09:16 PM

Dead @ sup bodey

Ghost1 · 02-09-2016, 09:36 PM

Yea mine don't hurt like that. Safe bets on aids postules. Get w the winner @Bodey ... uh oh not long for this world

millz · 02-09-2016, 10:47 PM

Uhoh. It's not hemorrhoids

You are growing a fucking tail...

uh-oh · 02-10-2016, 07:26 PM

Word that would be dope

Turns out it was an ingrown hair. All is right in the world

Ghost1 · 02-10-2016, 08:24 PM

Don't worry....we will see u in a few years.

02-09-2016, 08:42 PM	#62
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Does sometimes it show a black thread title like there was a new post but it was just you? Does that for me, that's why I'm posting this. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-09-2016, 09:00 PM	#66
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Dudes better wish my granny well or else. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-09-2016, 09:13 PM	#68
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Lmao she's the best person ever tho. Also a little bit racist. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-09-2016, 09:14 PM	#69
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	Sending my prayers to wittys irish grandma. I dont pray but i wish her well. And yea bags that sounds horrific. Im relieved to hear it and jealous that you upstaged me. This thing hurts tho, even getting in and out of cars at work, anytime i crouch or sit down. Which is 24/7 basically. I had an ingrown hair somewhere deep in my belly button literally last week. My belly button hurt. I was like wtf and i could sort of feel a knot in it. I thought it was a spider bite or something. But i woke up one morning and my belly button was slimy and there was like dried boogers in my belly button hair. It was gross. But im guessing the ingrown hair burst i probably scratched at it sleeping. Hoping my body is just producing ingrown hairs now and not aids PUSTULES Sup bodey __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

02-09-2016, 09:16 PM	#70
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Dead @ sup bodey __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-09-2016, 08:51 PM	#64
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,025 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	Uh oh if it makes you feel better I once grew another asshole. Literally. It was a cist with a volcano peak

02-09-2016, 10:47 PM	#72
millz CharDeeMacDennis Champion Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 266 Battle Record: 0-2 Rep Power: 139499	Uhoh. It's not hemorrhoids You are growing a fucking tail...

02-10-2016, 07:26 PM	#73
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	Word that would be dope Turns out it was an ingrown hair. All is right in the world __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

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