I'm quitting porn

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Originally Posted by Bags

Post a pic w a girl

already have.


Several times actually.


I hope u quit jacking for a couple weeks and ur feelin awesome thinking ur life is finally taking a turn for the better when ur nuts swell up to the size of grape fruits like u just had visectomy but the swelling doesn't go down and they just keep fuckin growing like some weird ass Asian anime movie that aero would do the voice overs for. Then ur nuts explode and u drown in ur own baby making fluid but its thick and lumpy so it takes u like 3 hrs to drown and u can't move or escape its like quick sand the more u struggle the worse it gets. Then ur new girl friend, who just happens to be ur soul mate yea u finally found her, she tries to save u but the jizz becomes a conscious being and grabs her and fucks her in the ass while u lay there and watch and drown in ur own jizz as it murders ur girl by way of butt secks.