**bout that time** PIC ROAST OF DECON 5 **bout that time**

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lookin like Joe Metts thyroid condition pushed him below the poverty line

Not a wrist watch, that's a thigh tourniquet with a medallion

double cups aren't usually plastic, his Donkey kong paws just have two settings- chicken choke or flotation device

dude said fuck five o clock shadow let's go solar eclipse

Matched his skin tone to the cabinets and wallpaper so he could know the ambient temperature of his Fruit Gushers without leaving his hoverround

Lookin like his fight or flight response degenerated to eat or sleep