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10-28-2015, 08:13 PM
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Mic Check
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Calgary Alberta Canada
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30: Days of Night
When I was just a little guy and barely measured much October 31st my parents dressed me up We went around the block with them carrying my stuff And after 20 minutes it was apparent I was done Sharing lots of fun with my friends and the neighbors And getting into trouble as a seven or eighter “Please take one” meant 11 or greater And we each came home with some excellent flavors Especially heinous like law an order The more gruesome the better with the costume horror Hella bundled up now with pocket warmers Cause we stayin out real late to walk the corners Dropped the orange bucket and swapped it For a big ass pillow case to stuff it with chocolate Humongously awesome with this load of candy bars We stumbling often cause it throws our balance off!! Older now we not into that trick or fuckin treatin Get together with some buddies for a little fun this weekend A little on the geek end, but we just gaming with pizza Cause Halloween is gay and we don’t play that shit neither 18 and eager we attending monster mashes Wearing tons of outfits but expecting lots of asses Slutty shocking flashes, and just slutty this and slutty that Slutty princess, slutty cat… supple tits and bubble ass! A cup of whisky from the glass to get the evening started Couple this with puff and pass, and get complete retarded Text some peeps to party cause I don’t wanna be home And fuck giving out candy in this economy yo And I’m not to be told that I have to dress up, pal Cause I’m thirty years old and Halloween’s dead now.
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