Warm up rhymes/Cypher thread

[uh-oh]

HAMBURGLER STABBED IN HIS DAMN VERTEBRUH
CANT MURDER UH, OH IS A CHAMP HURDLER
JUMPING OVER SHIT. KNOW WHAT THE KIDS ABOUT
YOUR BITCH GOTTA PRETTY MOUTH SHE BETTER PULL A TITTY OUT
I'LL MAKE THE CITY POUT
WHILE MY POCKETS THICKEN
NOW THE PLOT HAS THICKENED CUZ I LOST MY POT TO PISS IN
I GOT A PROPHETS DICTION
AND A HORSES DICK
YOU BUMS COULD COP A BEAT.
BUT YOU CANT AFFORD THE SHIT
I'M PUSHING PORSCHES BITCH. PRETTY LITERALLY
IN A BODY SHOP THE BATTERY BELITTLED ME
BEWILDERED SEEING BITCHES LOOK LIKE WILDERBEASTS
IN STRETCHY PANTS WITH A TATTOO OF A FILIGREE
I'MA PILFER CHEAP COCAINE THAT FILLS THE STREETS
DO IT ALL IN ONE SITTING JUST TO KILL MY PEACE? FUCK OFF

[veritas]

Commanded the army of wombats who first coalesced the ether
V tom tom highats the dope beats flowing out ya speaker
Don't need the blam blam when I kick it like van Damme either
Flipping like bam bam peep me throw spike at ya bleacher.