The "Who'd Win In A Fight" Thread

[~RustyGunZ~]

Cus you're a weird hermit with an online phd

Growing a beard doesn't make you physically intimidating james

We see through right to your weak chin

[PancakeBrah]

Because you won't have a bladed weapon. After Diode shoves bags head first into the knife he'd attack while the blade was still stuck in his temple, effectively taking you on while youre one handed. Gg.

It's the smart play. You'd be preaching about egos and colavitos while simultaneously holding back tears, knowing you lost your soul mate. You'd never see diode coming in with the flying hadouken scissor lock.

[Ghost1]

Serious doe this lonely fagot gonna try an stab me w them batman envelope openers? Lol nigga please.

[PancakeBrah]

Plus his car is sideways.

Bigger problem.

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Bags

Serious doe this lonely fagot gonna try an stab me w them batman envelope openers? Lol nigga please.

Those are cold steel Karambits you ignorant sloth.

Perhaps you would prefer it long and black......like your sister?

[veritas]

I have nothing to prove. Bring diode on. Anthony is a non factor.

[Diode]

This is real life. You can't Professor X yourself some kind of self defense. You'd be lost out there.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lol that wood paneling doe

[Certain]

OK, Joe Metts and Frank Metts join the cage as Bags and VERITAS lie dying on top of one another. Diode can't get to V's knife.

Diode vs. the Metts brothers. No weapons, but Joe has a chicken sub that's still warm. Who wins?

[sral]

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

Lol that wood paneling doe

lmao V living in Jerkoff Cabin

[Meth]

Dead at Egos and Colavitos lmaooo repped

[veritas]

Diode real talk.

For nearly the last decade I have worked with the dangerously psychotic and criminally insane.

We are trained in physical combat sir.

I have respect for your bjj but please trust that evading and reversing grapples is muscle memory.

Also more truth: i have been in many physical conflicts. And won. In real life...with these people. Dangerous people trying to hurt and maim and even kill.

You compete in a dojo with rules.

Also I know you. I know the emptiness. You are a cloud without rain. You do not have the will for war. I on the other hand am more than willing to do to you what you are not willing to do.to me.


Try to grapple me. I will stick my finger so deep into your eye socket that I will finger your brain like a G spot. I will bite off your tongue. I will break your bad knees.

We are an equal match physically. We have both been trained. But.....I am far superior in the art of war.

You, and any who step....will lose.

VERITAS WINS.

[Destroyer]

I trained in kenpo karate for 12 years
this included training in many weapons also
bo staff, escrima sticks, knives, tonfa, three sectional staff
I'm proficient in all the above
I also don't run around talking about how many asses I can kick
that's how I know anyone who does is full of shit
the truly trained don't speak on it

[Meth]

All I know is Detour would win against anybody

Genre Over

[Amen.]

dia vs dagel

[Amen.]

Originally Posted by Veritas the invincible

Diode real talk.

For nearly the last decade I have worked with the dangerously psychotic and criminally insane.

We are trained in physical combat sir.

I have respect for your bjj but please trust that evading and reversing grapples is muscle memory.

Also more truth: i have been in many physical conflicts. And won. In real life...with these people. Dangerous people trying to hurt and maim and even kill.

You compete in a dojo with rules.

Also I know you. I know the emptiness. You are a cloud without rain. You do not have the will for war. I on the other hand am more than willing to do to you what you are not willing to do.to me.


Try to grapple me. I will stick my finger so deep into your eye socket that I will finger your brain like a G spot. I will bite off your tongue. I will break your bad knees.

We are an equal match physically. We have both been trained. But.....I am far superior in the art of war.

You, and any who step....will lose.

VERITAS WINS.

this nigga should be HOF

dead ass leaned the piss & shit out of me

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

I trained in kenpo karate for 12 years
this included training in many weapons also
bo staff, escrima sticks, knives, tonfa, three sectional staff
I'm proficient in all the above
I also don't run around talking about how many asses I can kick
that's how I know anyone who does is full of shit
the truly trained don't speak on it

Yeah fe. I just said it because diode acts like he is Steven segal. Way to brag on your training in a non bragging post.

[YDK]

@Strikta would win the cage fight by sheer starvation.

Nobody got more food stamps than him an nobody wants to run the risk of catcbin aids by makin him bleed

V, bags, metts, they'd all just wait to be let out while strikta ate heartily off his 2mill in food stamps each month

[Diode]

Originally Posted by Veritas the invincible

bunch of garbage krav maga nonsense.

[Diode]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

I trained in kenpo karate for 12 years
this included training in many weapons also
bo staff, escrima sticks, knives, tonfa, three sectional staff
I'm proficient in all the above
I also don't run around talking about how many asses I can kick
that's how I know anyone who does is full of shit
the truly trained don't speak on it

GOD FORBID ANYONE HAVE FUN ITT

OLD MAN DESTRO KICKING US ALL OFF HIS LAWN

THREAD'S OVER, BOYS.

SORRY.