someone help me out (big butt lovers enter thread)

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yea i will conclude my findings with maybe destro has a point. since the final measurement is hips not ass my theories have been thrown in a LOOP

jessica biel has the same measurements as scarlett johanssen or whatever, but she is 5'7

biel loses horrifically in a slaughter as far as titties are concerned, but biel's ass annihalates johansenns

but the measurements are the same

i'm guessing in biels STATURE at 5'7 her ribs are beastlier then scarletts, so that contributes to the titty measurement

but since the final measurement is hips, and not actual booty, they are the same, and biels just bubbles out where as scarlett has normal uninspiring white booty

im going to sleep. FUCK YOU