anyone here actively participates in mma? any form

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came in for the diode posts, was not let down

but word i train in the art of sneakery and savageness. my sensei's were steven segal, john wayne, charles bronson, and mel gibson in braveheart

see now fedor trained in some bullshit what like greco roman russian wrestling, some boxing/kickboxing etc.

so yo i see fedor at the bar chilling drinking a warm beer like a weird european. to this day i don't know the correct spelling of europeon. so i just spelled it in two variations.

i send my black homegirl over to grab his dick. he is like wtf im a russian racist leave me kizzy. as he's distracted i swing a pool cue like barry bonds. it hits him above the ear and cracks his skull and he dies

score -1 to mma