So, I'm macking on this older chick right...

Chill Phil · 08-02-2015, 04:01 PM

She's 37, thick as fuck....as pure and white as the undriven snow.

We're talking on the phone for the second time within, 24 hours. I'm making her laugh and shit. She's snorting and laughing at shit that isn't even funny.

Things get quiet for a second.

She's like "God, I really like you."

I'm like "well, we do get along like naps and scalps."

She laughs and utters a sentence that immediately makes her hideous.

She's like "I know I could love you."

I'm like...

"Well, my burrito is done," and I promptly hang up.

Wtf man, I'm lovable but damn, give me a month.

Hope you faggots had a great weekend. I've been drunk since Friday.

Chill Phil · 08-02-2015, 04:02 PM

I'm still drunk FYI... And I don't properly feel feelings yet

Aero · 08-02-2015, 04:17 PM

This is a serious question.

Does she have a job? If so I don't get why she'd be talking to you.

Chill Phil · 08-02-2015, 04:41 PM

A few nights ago, I had a potato salad that was way above par

Dope girl · 08-02-2015, 05:55 PM

Congrats u found ur match, go show her love affection

Greed · 08-02-2015, 06:04 PM

I ended up buying the cts. Next step is to see if the asian dude will still trade my e class benz for the s 600. From their customize the both of them to perfection.

Hush · 08-02-2015, 07:49 PM

This thread cured my lower back pain

Geno · 08-03-2015, 06:13 PM

Yo.. is the same chick i saw the pics of. Shes sexy as hell to me. Hope you still talking o her. Id like to meet her personality. Cant wait to come holla at you. DRIVING NEXT MONDAY YO!!!!!

dead man · 08-03-2015, 06:32 PM

yeah nope bai

Geno · 08-03-2015, 06:39 PM

Oh.. wow.. just notices the i cod love u thing. This is why shea single. Thats a huge clinger hint

Wise Wiggles · 08-03-2015, 07:01 PM

Maybe she wanted to murder you or something, before.

Useless · 08-03-2015, 07:09 PM

U should've hit it first...then if she does turn out to be crazy just tell her u were born a woman.

Chill Phil · 08-03-2015, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genocide

Yo.. is the same chick i saw the pics of. Shes sexy as hell to me. Hope you still talking o her. Id like to meet her personality. Cant wait to come holla at you. DRIVING NEXT MONDAY YO!!!!!

This is a different chick, lol. I know how to pick em

08-02-2015, 04:01 PM	#1
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	So, I'm macking on this older chick right... She's 37, thick as fuck....as pure and white as the undriven snow. We're talking on the phone for the second time within, 24 hours. I'm making her laugh and shit. She's snorting and laughing at shit that isn't even funny. Things get quiet for a second. She's like "God, I really like you." I'm like "well, we do get along like naps and scalps." She laughs and utters a sentence that immediately makes her hideous. She's like "I know I could love you." I'm like... "Well, my burrito is done," and I promptly hang up. Wtf man, I'm lovable but damn, give me a month. Hope you faggots had a great weekend. I've been drunk since Friday. __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

08-02-2015, 04:02 PM	#2
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	I'm still drunk FYI... And I don't properly feel feelings yet __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

08-02-2015, 04:17 PM	#3
Aero GOAT Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,826 Battle Record: 14-17 Champed - Site Diss Competition - Tag Tournament III - Lyric Olympics - Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant" Rep Power: 0	This is a serious question. Does she have a job? If so I don't get why she'd be talking to you. __________________ Too Rich IRL to Be Here. I'm Out.

08-02-2015, 04:41 PM	#4
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	A few nights ago, I had a potato salad that was way above par __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

08-02-2015, 07:49 PM	#7
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	This thread cured my lower back pain __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

08-02-2015, 05:55 PM	#5
Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,789 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521419	Congrats u found ur match, go show her love affection

08-02-2015, 06:04 PM	#6
Greed Raw Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,721 Battle Record: 21-40 Rep Power: 29975687	I ended up buying the cts. Next step is to see if the asian dude will still trade my e class benz for the s 600. From their customize the both of them to perfection.

08-03-2015, 06:13 PM	#8
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Yo.. is the same chick i saw the pics of. Shes sexy as hell to me. Hope you still talking o her. Id like to meet her personality. Cant wait to come holla at you. DRIVING NEXT MONDAY YO!!!!! __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

08-03-2015, 06:32 PM	#9
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,485 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606679	yeah nope bai __________________ Zack Wicks for president

08-03-2015, 06:39 PM	#10
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Oh.. wow.. just notices the i cod love u thing. This is why shea single. Thats a huge clinger hint __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

08-03-2015, 07:01 PM	#11
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	Maybe she wanted to murder you or something, before. __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

08-03-2015, 07:09 PM	#12
Useless 100% Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 1,803 Battle Record: 9-12 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 0	U should've hit it first...then if she does turn out to be crazy just tell her u were born a woman.

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