I can't get accepted into a university. What do I do?

[Junto]

@quaker oats - good for you my man, I have a lot of respect for teachers. Just not their paychecks.
so your first job out of college..... they weren't curious how you performed academically?
That's hard to believe. Unless you worked for your family or something...

& when you were applying, how did YOU go about doin it?
You just walk in and tell them you're gonna be working there soon in some department?
Usually there's a careers section of their website, with "very specific jobs"

I'm speaking objectively & realistically. You're speaking anecdotally & idealistically.