Shadow Boxing Pic Roast (Winner gets a bye or +2 votes next round)

[Mr. J]

By the look of his expression he's got a very disabled mind
I mean let's be honest how you pulling chicks looking like Larry the cable guy?

Heard you love to talk shit, act like it & get pissed when life get's hard
with that shit eating grin & that shirt to match. LOOK! it's a walking skid mark

after one beer, he'll put his briefs outside of his jeans & becomes touchy
she wouldn't let you skeet her with patty mayonnaise if you was Doug funny

this is probably the only booth you been in, & you rappin'? ohhhh yes!
the tension is killin' that girl inside it looks like she'd snap her own neck.

you look like a White Girls sequel that was sponsored by Tyler Perry
getting more sponsorship by glitter than that movie with Mariah Carey