Last nights thrones was

[uh-oh]

witty do you have vacation time at your job?

take it immediately. do nothing other than watch every episode so you can enjoy last nights episode. do nothing else but consume foods, drugs, liquors, and defecate during the period of time it takes you to finish all of them.

THAT SHIT WAS ILL.

when hush mentioned zombies i had to read a review, in the books, they are BARELY ever there, ever. literally its like 99.2 percent politicking and all the characters, and .08 percent anything to do with the white walkers ( the "others" in the books.) but word even after reading a review and knowing what was gonna happen tonight shit was ILLLLLLLLLLLL

but word EPISODE SPOILERS BELOW even tho hush sorta spoiled it lol

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YO THAT WAS DOPE. hush i'm sure you never read the books right? i think the show did a good job of differentiating the "white walkers" with the army of the dead. the dead dudes can't really be killed. they aren't like zombies from other shit. which is why they can take arrows to the head, they need to be dismembered/burned. but the key is, they can be dismembered and burned. the white walkers themselves tho, cannot.

as you could see from this episode, normal steel/iron whatever, shatters. in the books at least they are more WISPY, like you can't even really hit them. but that could just be descriptive JARGON for them being elusive and skilled fighters i guess. but word, in the books there is NO mention of valyrian steel killing them. it makes sense, and is hinted too, but like i said, this scene didnt happen in the books. sam killed one with dragonglass in the books so they know that works.

but yea

more insight, valyrian steel, like jon snow's sword "longclaw" are swords that were forged in old valyria. valyria is where the TARGARYANS are from. daenyrs, the mad king, the DRAGONS. well those swords were forged in dragon fire. they are basically the shit. even against normal swords they keep an edge better, and they are more durable whatever.

well anyways, i'm pretty sure all the great houses have a valyrian steel sword. the starks had ICE, which was ned starks, but tywin lannister melted it into two blades, and gave one to jaime and one to joffrey. i assume joffreys is with tommen now. and jaime's is with brienne of tarth. the giant bitch.

but word, so the fact valyrian steel can kill white walkers was ASSUMED, but now confirmed with this episode. im sure it still can't kill the dead tho. the zombies or whatever. its probably like normal swords to them. cuz remember tho, they aren't zombies as much as just reanimated flesh. like robots controlled by the actual white walkers

also the white walker that raised them at the end, is ALLEGEDLY the king of the white walkers. if you remember craster, how he gave his male babies up, there was an episode where the king dude touched one, and its eyes turned blue. i'm not positive because that doesn't happen in the books. but i'm assuming thats how an actual white walker is made. you have to have like a living baby and turn it into one.


but word either way, long post. i'm hype as fuck. wish i was witty and all of this was new to me just so i can watch it all again lol