MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND!!!!

jilti · 05-22-2015, 11:10 PM

i'm going to be stuck in bumper to bumper traffic on the 405 freeway while avoiding road rage motorists & illegal immigrants crossing at the same time. After 4 hours, finally exit the wrong offramp into an unknown neighborhood where graffiti covers every wall and there's a liquor store on every corner as random drive-by shootings riddle my convertible, then ask one of many homeless people holding up a "will work for food" sign for directions in exchange for my in-n-out burger. Eventually finding my way to the beach for some surfing & tanning while looking at all the botox infused, surgically enhanced snobs making cosmetic doctor appointments on their phones instead of playing on the beach with their illegitimate children who are only in their custody for monetary gain.

anymore L.A. stereotypes?

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05-22-2015, 11:10 PM	#5
jilti neckties Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 1,629 Battle Record: 43-19 Champed - BA Cypher - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 20816228	i'm going to be stuck in bumper to bumper traffic on the 405 freeway while avoiding road rage motorists & illegal immigrants crossing at the same time. After 4 hours, finally exit the wrong offramp into an unknown neighborhood where graffiti covers every wall and there's a liquor store on every corner as random drive-by shootings riddle my convertible, then ask one of many homeless people holding up a "will work for food" sign for directions in exchange for my in-n-out burger. Eventually finding my way to the beach for some surfing & tanning while looking at all the botox infused, surgically enhanced snobs making cosmetic doctor appointments on their phones instead of playing on the beach with their illegitimate children who are only in their custody for monetary gain. anymore L.A. stereotypes?