yo?

[The Sensei]

Originally Posted by Witty

Why are you hitting on me?

stop it, i feel uncomfortable.

NO MEANS NO.

Your lover, this veritas, has come to rescue you from The Sensei.

I was to slap you for overcooking my steak dinner. Slap you until your mascara ran from tears. And then not apologize and empty the contents of your purse, throw it out the window, and make you explain to your lover Vanity why you lost your season tickets to Mamma Mia showtunes play. HEI!