dress shirts. help a dirthuman

04-13-2015, 04:40 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

@uh-oh, four pieces of advice:

1. Get measured at JC Penney's or Macy's or where ever you were planning on going. It takes two minutes.
2. Don't buy shirts labeled "fitted." They're for in-shape people, not us.
3. Look for wrinkle-free because you definitely don't plan on ironing it.
4. Whatever they tell you the neck size should be (the number that's in the 17 or 18 range), go a half-size up.

lol @ 17 neck wtf u fat as hell certinhio wow

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Quote:

Originally Posted by greed

If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks

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