hey veritas

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he didn't say anything because he didn't EXIST

he has no place in any history from the time he allegedly existed.

he was a myth created by people who couldnt understand why their god had foresaken them. they needed a figure to rally behind and they created it. this figure was created using events which occurred in their world to people on their side. they put those atrocitiies onto that figure, and borrowed other magic and buffoonery from other religious heroes and attributed that to him as well

the bible is historical fiction.

the writings on jesus are the equivalent to me right now, sitting down and writing about abraham lincoln. i am 150+ years removed. he couldnt tell a lie and chopped down a cherry tree and was a greco roman wrestler. or was that george washington? who knows. they all had lice and terrible teeth. but me not knowing anything about him i'm going to write tales about his life and jazz it up. as a matter of fact i'm not going to write about lincoln at all. just a new guy who didnt exist, but is more exciting, set in lincolns world. and i'm going to also make him a wizard because i eat hallucinigenic drugs and drink a mixture of wine vinegar and water because the water is too tepid to drink.

thats the bible in essence.